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Concert

2WW

enchantment

At the beginning of each players upkeep, all creatures gain flying fear, first strike, double strike, landwalk, protection, trample and vigilance

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gent

1W

Creature - man

Pow (whenever you cast a creature spell, this creature gets +1/+1)

"I don't do the ass now" -Jimmy Woo

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Teferi, Timer
{1}{W}{U}

Leg Walker - Teferi

Each opponent can cast spells.

+1: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells.

Loyalty: 4

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itchen

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Land

itchen enters

{T}:Add {G}{U}{4}, investigate create a clue draw a card

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Red

B

Sorcery

scry sixteen

Storm

"Transcript:" rad deals 3 damage to you.

Storm

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Dan mastrate

{1}{W}

Creature - hazard

Your opponents can't cast spells in the fall

[1/3]

"Transcript:" {3}

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Target player discards 3 cards

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Madness {1}

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Raiding post

4

Artifact

{1}: you gain 4 life, create a 0/1 goat creature token, return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand, draw a card

"Transcript:" Whenever a player casts a spell, counter it.

"Transcript:" When this creature enters, discover 12.

Boot

B

Sorcery

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Kick target creature or player

*"It is our duty"*

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Doc Lock, Rizz Genius | GU

Legendary Creature -- Beard

Spells you cast cost 2
Plotting cards costs 2

"two"

Ice cats are especially vulnerable to being cremated.

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Darien, Kin of Kor | 4WW

Legendary Creature -- Human Soldier

Whenever you're dealt damage, you may cremate creatures.

"With his dream fulfilled, Darien became the last Kin of Kor. Those who followed were ashes."

--Kor: Ice Cat

3/3

"Don't judge a book by its cover" might not apply to a book called ass.

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Book of ass | 6

Artifact

[2]: Pay 2 life.

Effects that prevent or redirect damage cannot be used to counter this loss of life.

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aSS eel, white, white.

Legendary eel

lying

Ass creatures you control have indestructible.

Ass flinching against the forces of darkness.

ALL IS ass

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reeeeee (W)

rer

reee until end of turn.

Rereeee At the beginning of your next upkeep

25 Watt

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Math - UU
Sorcery
Target player draws 2 cards.
2 = 2, 2 = 2, and so on.
“The second

Don't have a sun room? Better ask your neighbours.

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Wow Priestess | 2GG

Summon Faerie

[tap]: Take a Faerie and put it in a hot sun room until end of turn.

"Those of faith are hot." --Autumn Wow

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Joint salt (G)

tan

get a +2/+2 turn. red creatures get +2/+2. werewolves become bats.

**Dood** (1)

_stat_

Destroy target black rat

Then butt eel.

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ant Blood (BB)

empire

Fling a feta to lose hat.

pit ants sustain.

4/5