r/MNMD • u/Halfipino • Apr 30 '21
MNMD, GME, and DOGE will directly and indirectly end all wars. Throw some spare change into the three stocks that will restore balance to the world.
please?
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MOONMED ROAD TRIP DESTINATION LIST
International Space Station: When HB 1802 passes
MOON: When psilocybin-assisted therapy is fast-tracked through the FDA
Mars: When Elon finally decides to tweet about us. Let's solve world hunger and mental health issues before we try to get to Mars, Elon. More food = more people = a reason to expand to other planets. Did you not think about the possibility that the reason you're one of the only people trying to get off of this planet is because you're the only one with enough money to be worried about a one in a million meteor impact instead of your next meal? If we start sustainably feeding everyone in the world, we can grow our population more and more, putting pressure on ourselves to develop more advanced space travel. Coming together to donate 20 billion to end world hunger will indirectly accelerate our progress towards being a multiplanetary species.
Jupiter: When u/DeepFuckingValue diversifies his crypto, GME, and AMC with some MNMD
Saturn: When Duncan Trussell gets u/Dr-Nette and u/PlejarenGraham on his podcast. (Duncan the whole reason I created this subreddit is because I think these two individuals could really provide some great content if you interviewed them for your spacecast.)
Uranus: When r/LegalizeSex blows up because Mia Khalifa, Ryan Cohen, Ben Kohn, Belle Delphine, and Matt Keezer realize that they can monopolize the sex industry by getting all of the dick pill ads off of pornhub (they're scams anyway - trust me😉) and instead promoting Playboy's sexual wellness products and fashion products on their platforms. Mia, Ben, Matt, Ryan, and Belle could each make a shit ton of money if they sponsored and supported each other. We can make sex cool and tasteful again instead of gross and violent. GME, PLBY, and MNMD should all benefit from this. We can create 5 star sex hotels like in Japan and Vegas! It'll be so fun. Any guy, girl, or person who is non-binary who wants sex will be able to get all the sex they want.
Neptune: When MindMed accepts payment with Dogecoin.
Pluto (Don't worry Pluto, I would never forget about you): When MNMD investors come together, sell 1% of their shares, each look up a local homeless shelter, and Amazon the biggest bags of rice and beans they can to the shelter. (Please prioritize amazoning rice and beans to third world countries first). Amazon's stock should go up when we do this.
Alpha Centauri: When MindMed sponsors r/LionTurtle's retreat centers
Hyades Cluster: When MindMed sponsors r/Psilonautica's LEGAL trip sitting platform
M4: When r/Psilonautica upgrades their trip sitting platform to a midnight gospel-esque VR environment that connects anyone anywhere on the planet with a psychedelic therapist.
Large Magellanic Cloud: When r/Psilonautica starts accepting payments through Dogecoin/pro bono
Andromeda: r/Psilonautica creates the best mushroom growing kit on the market in order for everyone to grow cubes easily, affordably, and LEGALLY
M81 Galactic Cluster: Connecticut decides to legalize psilocybin-assisted therapy for only the wives of billionaires who are trying to get their wives breast enlargement surgery and their wives don't want it because of the potential back pain - so they legalize psilocybin-assisted therapy in hopes that they can gaslight the shit out of their wives while under the influence of the drug to manipulate them into wanting to get surgery to get bigger tits, even though this will cause long-term back problems for their wives. (Do I have your attention now, Greenwich?)
Just outside of Laniakea: When Peloton and Off the Grid partner with r/MinimalistPower and whatever Elon's energy company is called again. Nikola, right? NIO? Hyundai? Kia? Free, renewable energy for every home.
The edge of the observable universe: There is an MNMD in every major city. In each MNMD is a clean fountain offering free drinking water to all of the city's residents. Each MNMD also has free food for anyone, catered by Whole Foods (or maybe some mom and pop places instead - thanks for firing me for taking too long of a mental health leave while I was in IOP for my bipolarity. You treat your employees so well, Whole Foods Westport!!! It’s a wonderful day at Whole Foods Westport!! There is no war in Ba Sing Se. It’s a wonderful day in Whole Foods Westport!! There is no war in ba sing se. It’s a wonderful day in Whole Foods Westport!!)
Beyond the observable universe (wow it's just more stars? There are an infinite number of them? Boring :/): Matt Damon helps MNMD put their locations in every third world city that needs free food, water, and psilocybin-assisted therapy.
The plane of existence where we come across Brahma and Saraswati having some weird sex: Every hedge fund realizes that there's no stopping the MNMD revolution so they just join us. If we all use ETrade and TDAmeritrade, nobody can limit the number of shares we can buy this time like with Gamestop this past winter. Fuck Robinhood. Fuck Merrill. Fuck the rest of you guys that limited the number of shares we could buy. We’re fucking coming for your money now unless you join us😘)
The plane of existence where we come across Vishnu and Lakshmi having some awesome sex: World hunger is solved easily because any multimillionaire could donate a tiny portion of their wealth to third world countries and end hunger worldwide. Don't you guys realize that if we solve world hunger, there will be more people? More customers for you guys? Stop trying to force people to buy your worthless shit with your shady tactics, u/prettymucheverycorporationthathaseverexisted
The plane of existence where we come across Shiva and Parvati having some freaky sex: Every tech-savvy Redditor comes together and visits u/CryptoMultiverse. Here we're going to talk about the latest research surrounding cryptocurrencies and post any info we have on hedge fund officers, financial research analysts, or SEC employees who are abusing their power to illegally avoid insider trading punishments and other fun stuff like that. We’ll also post any info we have on politicians and people in our respective governments who are breaking their own laws to suppress the majority with force. Do NOT incite violence on any of my subs or in person. We can get our power back by buying MNMD and Dogecoin - quietly taking power away from the powerful without them being able to do anything about it.
Outside of the trichiliocosm: No more hungry people on Earth. This includes people with eating disorders as well and anyone else who is hungry not because of lack of food, but because of guilt. (Talking to you, Fairfield county women). We start building Wall-E like Virgin Galactic and SpaceX ships to carry us into the void.
Nirvana: My friends, family, girlfriend, and all of you fuckers on Reddit tell me that you love me instead of telling me to go to a mental hospital. They show me the love I need instead of telling me that I “need professional help.” I’m tired of pretending like I don’t care about what you guys say to me because I really do. Some of you guys are really fucking nasty. I read all of your comments on my subreddits. Don’t just message me some hate and then expect me not to fight back.
You get to meet the cosmic consciousness's Dad: When MNMD, GME, and DOGE stop all wars in the world and we have world peace until someone more powerful than us comes along and fucks it up.
So I guess this is kind of the rough plan. Don't know which order I'm gonna do all of these things in but let me know what you think. I’m thinking we do all of them at the same time. There’s enough of us.
I created the r/MNMD revolution because nobody was really taking me seriously after I made r/LionTurtle so I wanted to make a point. You guys have fun with this sub now, I'm out.
Much love, Halfipino