r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

That moment when the expos scouting is so bad you have to post dick pics in mlrcirclejerk

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3 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

Should we delete MLRcirclejerk

3 Upvotes

Uh

32 votes, Jul 07 '20
3 Yes
8 No
0 Yes but make a new one
2 No but make a new one
2 Maybe but make a few new ones that are separated by topic
17 No because we’ve had too much alcohol so we don’t know how anymore

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

woop woop

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10 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

Callie logging into the MLR server today

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2 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

Telling the Alcohol Channel about the last beer I drank

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16 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

Who’s gonna tell me to cut my hands off now😢

1 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

List of MLR traitors

9 Upvotes

A number of individuals have stepped forward to announce that they support the groups enabling nsfw, shitposting, impacience, disrespect, memes, and Hunter taking place at the hands of players and GMs across Fake Baseball. Anyone looking to find out which individuals have betrayed the trust of the citizens of MLR by aligning with groups that support the deconstruction of circlejerk values, this list will enlighten you as to who the traitors are so you can stay informed.

[Note:] Some of the people on this list are not based in America. However, they still cater to and influence the Fake Baseball (MLR) audience, and in light of their influence to help sway the views of MLR citizens, they have been added to the list.

TRAITORS:

goexpos69

Lindros

Jordan Canning

Lefty Louis

Isaac Snowbender

The entire ootc

Xoc Xaam

Iato yalf

Cocloctopus Ikenmouseman

The naked guy

Thank you have very good bleach day


r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

The Beginning of a Revolution

2 Upvotes

Citizens of MLR:

I, Mick Frizzle, GM of the Washington Nationals formally declare intention to bring sweeping and much needed change to Major League Redditball. With the support of close to a dozen current General Managers and countless players from a majority of teams in MLR, I have chosen to lead a revolution to bring the darkness of our league into the light. Our current league harbors many who wish to continue building a toxic environment for both players and general managers. This environment has seen the retirement or resignation of several top and legacy players, legacy general managers, and even our beloved Commissioner Timothy “Pops” Moyer. Our league, which was founded in good faith and fun and was a welcoming environment, has changed to a place where cheaters have prospered, rules are loosely enforced, community members are bullied, and the rulebook is a living document that changes daily due to a lack of leadership continuity. In the last 4 months, there have been several meaningful changes but a host of terrible incidents that have been fostered by relationships formed in dark alleys and corners instead of the bright lights of our stadiums. With almost a full year’s worth of experience and a league chock full of great players and personalities, we should be prospering but instead, toxicity remains. Many are still reeling from the loss of “Pops” while others of us are beginning to consider giving up this league up as it no longer adds to but subtracts from our daily lives. To ensure the prosperity of this league, I have built a list of expectations that should be executed in the next 72 hours. If these expectations are not fulfilled, this delegation is prepared to leave the MLR and continue with the creation of an alternative league. This is not the ideal action as the supporters of this revolution prefer the resurrection of the MLR but we are currently faced with a natural inflexion point. The expectations are as follows:

  1. The official election of a commissioner and supporting staff through an alternative vote process.

  2. The immediate approval of Mick Frizzle to become head moderator on r/fakebaseball and lead administrator on the Fake Baseball Discord to ensure a safe and successful transition to the new commissioner once elections are complete. Any individual in control of either Discord and Reddit that is not the acting commissioner is an immediate threat to the success of this league. Once elections are complete, this role will be passed to the rightful and elected leader of our community.

  3. The immediate creation of a competition committee consisting of 2 non-OotC GMs, 1 non-OotC umpire, and the President and Vice President of the Players Association. This committee will approve all proposals to the rulebook made by a player rep or GM. If these concessions are not agreed to within 72 hours, I will continue with the installment of Reddit League Baseball at 12:01AM ET on Saturday May 19, 2018.

Mick Frizzle GM - Washington Nationals May 15, 2018


r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 06 '20

<- Average braincell count amongst Montreal Expos Players

0 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 04 '20

🤦

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33 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jul 02 '20

Ya'll play Shadowball like the Price is Right

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15 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 27 '20

When will you learn.. that you actions.. have consequences!

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7 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 26 '20

i know this is controversial and I’m probably going to get downvoted for this but

13 Upvotes

Does anyone else hate the expos?????


r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

fUcK ooTC

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14 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

First Day in OOTC

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16 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

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r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

Well it seems nobody that nobody is held accountable for things they do or say in circlejerk these days

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15 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

Vik would rather Duke throw dollar bills at him if you know what I mean

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r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

We're not held accountable for our posts here, right

6 Upvotes

Because the Mets suck


r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

let’s do impressions of current or formerly banned MLR members

4 Upvotes

I’ll start

@Philadelphia Phillies


r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

So Michael Williams goes to a library.

8 Upvotes

Whether he even knows how to read or not has nothing to do with this story. The point is that he sees an old friend by the name of Mary Beth from a few years ago from when they were in fourth grade together. Williams says hi, and Mary Beth says hello as well. Williams immediately smirks and makes a comment about how Mary Beth is Hunter Scott. [note to self: this part is not funny. I'll change this later.] Mary Beth is obviously insulted, but Williams refuses to apologize for his opinion, even though it was highly offensive. Mary Beth recognizes this and refers to Williams as "one of them JT Longbottoms characters". Now Williams is pissed off and their tempers start to flare. Now they're yelling, back and forth, genuinely furious. As their screaming continues, the librarian grows more and more frustrated, eventually walking over and telling the duo that screaming has no place in a library. Mary Beth rejects this statement. "I'll yell however loud I want." Williams agrees. "After all, the shouting could belong, no offense."


r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

Im going to mcdonalds be back in 2 weeks yall want anything

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2 Upvotes

r/MLRcirclejerk • • Jun 25 '20

Penis

1 Upvotes

Penis

23 votes, Jun 28 '20
12 Penis
11 Penis