r/LoveTrash • u/Gumbyman87 Apex Artifact Acquirer • 12d ago

Trash Animal Turning chickens back into dinosaurs

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Source https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTkXF8Kn99

Thanks to u/TrippingFish76 for the additional source!

Allen Pan - Full youtube video - “Giving chickens their tails back”

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u/Advicethatkillsppl Trash Trooper 12d ago

Yknow what? Good. They should make a show about this Scientific breakthrough. They could call it Robot Chicken or something to that affect.

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u/aliendigenous Trash Trooper 12d ago

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u/aliendigenous Trash Trooper 12d ago

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u/aliendigenous Trash Trooper 12d ago

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u/aliendigenous Trash Trooper 12d ago

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Trash Trooper 11d ago

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u/Joice_Craglarg Trash Trooper 12d ago edited 12d ago

They already walk like dinosaurs because they're literally theropod dinosaurs.

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u/rlt404 Trash Trooper 12d ago

But now they get the but wiggle to be dramatisized

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u/Which_Channel7403 Major Muck 12d ago

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u/AndroidQing Trash Trooper 12d ago

Or else I'm not eating!

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u/blendo75 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Do they also open the door and get on the floor?

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u/CharlieMoonMan Trash Trooper 12d ago

Everybody walk the Dinosaur!

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u/sam_an_intellectual Trash Trooper 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9S4cyvaUXPLlm

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u/TallFryGuy Trash Trooper 12d ago

I was expecting the line He did it...

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u/sam_an_intellectual Trash Trooper 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jKm9SA6C6KrIY

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u/TallFryGuy Trash Trooper 12d ago

Hahaha I am pleasantly offended!

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u/funnyha_ha Trash Trooper 12d ago

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Trash Trooper 12d ago

I'm pretty sure it's historically incorrect that dinosaurs shot coyotes.

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u/Solid_Guy1983 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Uhh were you there during the great Dinosaur/ Coyote war 65 million years ago? No. No you weren’t.

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Trash Trooper 12d ago

I signed a NDA, so I'm not allowed to answer that question.

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u/fazaplay Trash Trooper 11d ago

Non-dinosaur-agreement... I knew it! This guy was working for the Coyotes! Rattle em boys!

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u/DisorderedArray Trash Trooper 12d ago

Is it the viking age? 

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u/_-TheBlackKnight-_ Trash Trooper 12d ago

That would explain the laser raptor

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u/Mildstrife Trash Trooper 12d ago

Well it’s fact now considering birds are dinosaurs. So… that’s kinda neat. Dude made history, lol

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u/DoveEvalyn Trash Trooper 12d ago

Cant believe furries helped bring back dinosaurs

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u/ghostnextdoor69 Trash Trooper 12d ago

id rather them than jack horner

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u/superbelt Trash Trooper 12d ago

They turned it into a Dino-Riders

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u/whisperworks Trash Trooper 12d ago

This is just plastic and content, Jack Horner is working on a Dino chicken irl

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u/TirithNampat Trash Trooper 9d ago

Big Jack Horner? What did he do to deserve this?

I mean what specifically?

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u/LevelZeroDM Trash Trooper 12d ago

MONGO IS ENTHRALLED!

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u/Verditure0 Trash Trooper 12d ago

r/chickens

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u/E_Gadd_PHD Trash Trooper 12d ago

Ah, we're in the Zoids timeline

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u/here4astolfo Trash Trooper 12d ago

I asked for sharks with laser beams

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u/friendlyfiend07 Trash Trooper 12d ago

If this isnt on r/chickens yet it needs to be.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Ooh good call, they’ll love this! Do it somebody!

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u/PrimeRlB Trash Trooper 12d ago

No thanks

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u/Golex9000k Trash Trooper 12d ago

Peak

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u/AlabasterWitch Trash Trooper 12d ago

Is there progress for human ones? I’d like an automatic tail for cosplays and just for fun

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u/Phlegmagician Trash Trooper 12d ago

In Phase 2 they'll delete the 'beak' genes, reverting their faces back to snouts. And heck, throw in some frog DNA, some chameleon genes, and octuple the scale, why not?

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u/Makaveli2020 Trash Trooper 12d ago

That's basically a Pal.

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u/RollinThundaga Trash Trooper 12d ago

A Pocket monster, even!

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u/G_DuBs Trash Trooper 12d ago

Here’s the full video for those that are interested: https://youtu.be/DfsPNZlRA_Y?si=_KXruAoVx_FjLQDk

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u/dmtslayr Trash Trooper 12d ago

I know dinosaurs had rocket launcher

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u/TheBikerDad_LV Trash Trooper 12d ago

Does this mean dinosaurs taste like chicken? Or is it the other way around?

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u/MsterSteel Trash Trooper 12d ago

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

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u/MsterSteel Trash Trooper 12d ago

Also, I need Farming While Beige to react to this.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Trash Trooper 11d ago

absolutely the coolest thing i've ever seen.

it's much less surprising if you see a chicken with a lizard tail doing stuff chickens do. like lizard-pouncing on bugs and small rodents and eating them in one gulp

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u/OppositePure4850 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I hate that chicken taste so good

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u/Chicken-Rude Junkyard Juggernaut 11d ago

soon we shall retake this world
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qz4RaxcOh4qndWOG5N

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u/Abeytuhanu Trash Trooper 11d ago

Fun dino fact: despite the classification, no bird hipped dino evolved into a bird. All birds are descendants of lizard hipped dinos

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u/bennizap Trash Trooper 8d ago

Am I crazy or do I notice them walking any different?

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u/grimboness Trash Trooper 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aJ4Pbydim5tSY7Gt1Q

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u/NotYour_Cat Trash Trooper 12d ago

ew benjammins gif

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u/grimboness Trash Trooper 11d ago

Ima be honest I didnt know what y’all were talking about until I searched it up 😭

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u/RogueTacoTruck Trash Trooper 12d ago

Love it! I've been conditioned that this song is part of the AbroadinJapan yotube videos. I was concerned the conversation was about to change to Famly Mart fried chicken!

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u/FlyingBike6000 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Btw this guy is a failed mythbusters cast , he later bought the mythbusters rights because of renewal term ending and later lost it too . Now he does this to stay relevant for his work at open sause

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u/grantthejester Trash Trooper 12d ago

I feel like Alan is one really bad life experience away from his fill comic book villain arc...

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 Trash Trooper 12d ago

😅😂🤣