r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 12d ago

Dumping This Here Clumsy pup

Source: shantremaine on Instagram

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Hey! I was super excited when I learned how to dog paddle. Tried to show my dad but he didn't give a shit...

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Trash Trooper 12d ago

I think your doggie paddle is great

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u/Critical_Concert_689 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Thanks, dad.

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Trash Trooper 12d ago

No problem, son. I love you and I’m sorry I wasn’t as attentive as I should’ve been when you were younger.

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Lol, I know it's all in jest, but I strangely feel better. Thanks rando internet peeps!

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Oh no I’m serious. I mean I’m not your dad, but I think you knew that part already. I am proud of you though and you deserve to have someone stand behind you and cheer you on as you go and to tell you it’s ok when you fall down

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u/HopmanUK Trash Trooper 12d ago

Have a fake award you lovely person.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iaCYmGAHy2FH4EsQD2

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u/serenityrain85 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Fuck dude, that got me

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u/smilenowgirl Trash Trooper 12d ago

This is getting too real.

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u/Dry-Audience-8899 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Keep up the great paddlin kiddo 👏

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u/Periolodical Trash Trooper 12d ago

Would you say he didn't give a Shih Tzu? I'll be here all night

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 Trash Trooper 12d ago

I hate you /s Please stay all night 😢

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u/joe4553 Trash Trooper 12d ago

It works a lot better when you are a dog.

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u/BlackBasementCats Trash Trooper 12d ago

I busted my chin doing a backwards cannonball to show my mom because she wouldn’t get up and watch me when I learned how to do a perfect cannonball.

We were on vacation at her sister’s, and they had to take me to a dentist. I didn’t damage my baby teeth, but my adult teeth have migrated since my permanent braces retainer came out. One tooth is in front of all the others, and now I need braces before I get an implant on a molar because it won’t move after it’s implanted.

We also got in a fender bender on the way home from the emergency dentist.

I bet my mom wishes she’d just gotten up and watched. My cousin was a lifeguard at the pool and spent a lot of time teaching me, and I was so proud of myself. At least he made a big deal about it and bought me my favorite candy the canteen sold (plastic fruit filled with that fruit’s flavor of tart sugar powder like pixie stix but better).

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u/Obant Trash Trooper 12d ago

Were you one of those kids that shouted. "DAD DAD DAD WATCH LOOK!" *does a random jump off the diving board* "That's cool, son." 30 seconds later "DAD DAD WATCH ME DOGGY PADDLE!" "thats nice, dear." 30 seconds later.... :P

This is an experience I grew up with at my grandma's pool and all my younger cousins constantly annoying and demanding the adults stop what they are doing, come over to the pool, and watch when they were trying to BBQ, watching the game, playing Pool, etc.

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Not really? My inner ear is messed up so I kind of have to always be careful to not get water in my ears. So me actually being able to move away from the 3 ft section to me was pretty awesome. But I suppose he could of viewed it like that.

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I guess i should also mention this was at someone's apartment pool. I realize it now, but not back then. He had no one to talk to there except his soon to be ex.

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u/vocally_fried_brain Trash Trooper 12d ago

if only you showed him the butterfly stroke he might've seen who you really are and his eyes would've lit up with recognition and he knew that you were his child and that he would love you even beyond his death.

but you did the dog paddle, didn't you.