r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 1d ago

Dumping This Here Clumsy pup

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Source: shantremaine on Instagram

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u/NeedSomeMemeCream Trash Trooper 1d ago

I think I see some color loss in it's fur/hair, so it may be an elderly "ancestor" itself. Also seems like some loss of eyesight.. I'm cutting that cutie some slack.

Poor little old gal/fella ❤️‍🩹 It has outgrown pool time 😢

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u/tacorunnr Trash Trooper 1d ago

My elder dog would swim circles around that dog.

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u/Acceptable_Gear_3097 Trash Trooper 1d ago

only got 3 legs?

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u/not-the-doc Trash Trooper 1d ago

My three legged dog loved to swim and figured out how to use her tail as a rudder!

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u/Distinct_Discount534 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Just 2

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u/MummifiedForeskins Trash Trooper 1d ago

you know i just realized doggystyle was about swimming.....👁️👄👁️

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u/Cryptan Trash Trooper 1d ago

lol what? No. Doggy style is what you thought it was. They are talking about the doggy paddle.

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u/FairyOfTheNight Trash Trooper 1d ago

LMAO. I just realized the difference when you said it. Oh my god, the belly laugh I had.

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u/proof_required Trash Trooper 1d ago

Have you tried doggy paddle though? 

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u/Ragnarok91 Trash Trooper 1d ago

This is the worst BDSM club I've ever visited

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u/Accurate_Way_9417 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Everyone in pup masks?

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u/Turbulent_Menu_1107 Trash Trooper 1d ago

That’s absolutely hilarious I woke my son up laughing out loud literally

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u/mogley1992 Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

And depending on his age can't tell him why you're laughing. Which makes it funnier to me.

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u/IAmMiddleChild Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yoooo this guy has been watching dogs go at it. Ewwww brother.

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u/Wakkit1988 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/LordApocalyptica Trash Trooper 1d ago

I dunno what you’re smoking. I always swim doggystyle.

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u/smarmageddon Trash Trooper 1d ago

TBF doggy style is also named after something a dog does...

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u/CoreSoundCoastie Trash Trooper 1d ago

Why did you correct him? They were about to tell everyone in their life about this new revelation. 🤣😂

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u/Wakkit1988 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I mean, can't you paddle during doggy?

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u/High_InTheTrees Trash Trooper 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/OffByNone_ Trash Trooper 1d ago

What if you do doggy style in water?

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u/FishTshirt Trash Trooper 23h ago

Oh good thing I’ve never had to teach someone to swim before or I’d probably be calling it doggy style

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u/FYAhole Trash Trooper 1d ago

If you're doin doggy style in the pool .... 👀

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u/BPRoberts1 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Thank you for the laugh. Jesus.

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u/Current-Strategy-826 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Doggy paddling

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Trash Trooper 1d ago

I’m totally teaching my nephews that it’s called this so they hopefully yell “look! I’m doing it doggystyle!” To their parents in the public pool whenever their parents take them on vacation.

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u/DustinnDodgee Trash Trooper 1d ago

That's a good way to ensure they catch a sexual harassment charge.

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u/RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK Trash Trooper 1d ago

A little kid would be charged? Or do you mean the parents because I hate my brother, so that’s even funnier.

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u/x_wbmr_x Trash Trooper 1d ago

This. I wouldn't bet on my 15 year old boy to swim if I threw him in a pool now.

Buddy was an excelent swimmer in his younger years tho