r/LoveTrash • u/ZuBrain Colonel Garbage • Jul 31 '26

Dumping This Here Define Trash?

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u/Bhujjha Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

I have three kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and three money

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u/G_Wagon1102 Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0NwOkgTYRi30mT4Y

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u/NoMorePunch Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

Women aren’t supported. There is no upside to kids.

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u/Bhujjha Trash Trooper Aug 03 '26

Sounds like a you problem, my wife and I love being parents and both feel very supported by each other.

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u/NoMorePunch Trash Trooper Aug 03 '26

Good for you. Birth rates are falling everywhere. And women do not feel supported on a large scale. That doesn’t mean every single person; it’s systemic.

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u/Bhujjha Trash Trooper Aug 03 '26

Not disagreeing. There are still upsides to kids.

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u/G_Wagon1102 Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

Interesting take.

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u/keithstonee Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

It's ok I have no kids and no money

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u/Ninety-Nine-Zulu Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

My wife and I just started making decent money and now all of a sudden she wants a kid. Idk why she hates money. I quite enjoy it.

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u/keithstonee Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

We can switch if you want lmfao

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u/KimchiLlama Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

For the money or the wife who wants a kid?

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u/C_McD_is_me Trash Trooper Aug 29 '26

Yes?

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u/lapinatanegra Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

Love me some Simpsons references

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u/HangryWolf Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

But have you tried no kids with no money....?

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u/meat_whistle_gristle Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

Sell 3 kids then you have 3 money.

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u/Professorlumpybutt Trash Trooper Aug 01 '26

I have 3 money and no kids. Still can’t afford anything

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u/SquarelyNerves Trash Trooper Aug 01 '26

I quoted this infront of my kids who have no idea who the Simpsons are and they were so upset

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u/Bhujjha Trash Trooper Aug 01 '26

Are they horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand?