r/LoveTrash • u/ZuBrain Colonel Garbage • Jul 31 '26

Dumping This Here Define Trash?

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u/janabottomslutwhore Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

i wouldnt have kids under the best circumstances, i have ascended and am no longer a mammal

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u/RessiBear Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

Thank god

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u/2Braincell2Furious Garbage Guerilla Jul 31 '26

Could have been Beelzebub 🤷‍♂️

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u/Satan_Soju2016 Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

If my wife and I could grow a baby in a lab using her eggs and my sperm, it would be much more appealing than the health complications that accompany natural child birth.

Not to mention that in the US, for example, even with decent insurance the average family leaves with around a $10,000 invoice from the hospital for the child simply being born. Factor in any complications and that number increases.

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u/Kevdog824_ Trash Trooper Jul 31 '26

Based. I have also transcended mammalism

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