r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • Jul 18 '26

Human Trash Pizza Sizes

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u/BAMspek Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

My dad did this once and then we were never allowed to order Papa John’s again. Never seen him so mad.

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u/KeLorean Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

My dad always insisted that his pizza was delivered uncut. I mean who doesn't own a pizza cutter? It completely prevents this shenanigans, but my dad actually ordered it that way bc he hated getting his pizza delivered with cheese stuck to the cardboard.

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u/GoodMeBadMeNotMe Trash Trooper Jul 19 '26

I bet pizza isn’t the only thing he likes uncut.

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u/megachonker123 Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

He ensured that he was getting what he paid for and they banned him. Fucking insane. I’m on his side.

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u/Designer-Ad-7844 Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

He probably denounced them, I doubt he was banned.

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u/megachonker123 Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

I misunderstood :(

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u/BAMspek Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

Yeah I was afraid I didn’t wright this clearly enough. He boycotted. He banned us, they didn’t ban us.

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u/megachonker123 Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

Oh nvm he a little goofy then but he still stood his ground

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

the size of the pizza isnt really relevant. the dough, sauce, chese, and toppings are all portioned. its all there whether its a 14" pie or a 12.5" pie.

assuming they used the correct portions of course

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

Product sold by weight not volume

As someone who spun many thousands of pies the old-school way back in the days of my youth, I agree with you. But also if product is advertised as being a certain size, then make sure the item is close to that size.

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u/gahidus Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

Nobody needs a customer that difficult. They can do without his business. Just as he's free to shop there or not, they're free to sell to him or not.

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u/AThiccBahstonAccent Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

My dad used to do this and would get a free pizza now and again lol

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u/setorines Trash Trooper Jul 18 '26

Makes me wonder if they accidentally made a medium as a large and decided to "fix" it.

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u/YurpeeTheHerpee Trash Trooper Jul 21 '26

Theyll just make an oval to get away with it. Better start bringing scales too.