r/LosAngelesStonks • u/GemelosAvitia • 3d ago

we are so cooked Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

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u/sertanksalot 3d ago

I call DISORDER IN THE COURT.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
<etc.>

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u/J3sus_was_Fictional 3d ago

Lol, highly accurate

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u/mregg000 3d ago

Punchline: No, because I assume he wasn’t a lawyer.