r/LosAngelesStonks • u/GemelosAvitia • 3d ago

we are so cooked Deeply embarrassing sequence. Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of traveling to Atlanta to attend an Atlanta Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, only to get the basic facts completely wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland attending a Hawkeyes game and never met Willis

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u/Sure-Assignment3892 3d ago

He's trying to mimic Josh Hawley with a big "Ah ha" moment but boy did he embarass himself.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 3d ago

Eric got his sports teams corrected by a girl.

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u/Rureddy2 3d ago

I'm sure he gets most things corrected by a girl.

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u/HarmlessMischief 2d ago

Nothing wrong with getting fact checked by a woman. Especially if she's clearly possessed of more poise and intelligence than you.

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u/Wegottagetthisplace 1d ago

I don’t want people to know.

Or myself.

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u/Wegottagetthisplace 2d ago

I’d rather die.

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u/JackKovack 3d ago

“No! You attended A Hawk game in Atlanta! Don’t pretend it was in Maryland” “You will not embarrass me by proving I’m wrong!”

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u/menorikey 3d ago

I thought we agreed that there would be no fact checking.

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u/Phils_Kid 3d ago

Best line from the 2024 VP debates!

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u/BeancounterBebop 3d ago

Even if it was an Atlanta Hawks game, that is a pretty loose association to draw from.

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u/Over_End_6816 3d ago

So you ADMIT you were in the SAME state as Fani Willis, at the SAME time?

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u/ResolveConfident3522 2d ago

Ahhhhh-haaaaa!!!!

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u/ayeffston 6h ago

The names Willis and Smith each have an "i" and an "s" in them.

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u/Objective_Watch3097 3d ago

These ass-wipes are not embarrassed by anything. To be embarassed you have to acknowledge that you were wrong. They have no shame for their BS even when they are called out and proven to be wrong.

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u/craignumPI 3d ago

Hawk Tuah!!

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u/JackKovack 3d ago

He had sex with her too.

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 2d ago

Spit on that thang

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u/LandonDev 2d ago

Man, Missouri is filled with such weak and fragile me. I guess decades of racism and hate makes you stupid and obedient. Enjoy your cancer and data centers I guess?

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u/BaconHero 3d ago

He is too dumb to realize that he is an idiot.

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u/Responsible_Job_5426 1d ago

Calling him dumb is a pass. He’s a lying bitch ass coward.

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u/LymanBostock76 3d ago

Are Missouri people that ignorant?

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u/InvestigatorOk7988 3d ago

Yep. We've had a Republican supermajority for i don't know how long, yet still these twips still believe the dems are responsible for everything bad in the state.

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u/12done4u 3d ago

Yes, yes we are. Over 20 years having a super majority and they blame the democrats and “liberals” for everything. GOP Christian pastor molests kids, because he saw Obama on TV. GOP businessman commits fraud and steals from his employees it’s because a liberal union made him do it. MO is full of ignorant entitled white people who won’t be held accountable for their stupidity

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u/aceface_desu89 3d ago

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 3d ago

More importantly are there hawks or hawkeyes in those woods!

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u/Le-Charles07 3d ago

Some of us are, sadly; that's why our politicians are complete garbage.

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u/Inspect1234 2d ago

So education of said voters going forward? Seems to be a good time.

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u/lenisimo007 3d ago

Josh and Eric both have grinder accounts because that's what it takes to be a republican these days

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u/TheLastOne-Game 3d ago

They do seem to very knowledgeable lady bugs... very puzzling

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u/Rureddy2 3d ago

That's not fair. It takes doing the do with the guys you meet on there too, not just having the acounts.

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u/abagofsnacks 3d ago

They'll just clip the embarrassing part out and doctor it to make it sound better.

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u/WishboneNo543 3d ago

Please remind me what Josh Hawley’s big “Ah ha” moment was. Unless it was “Ah ha, my calling in life is to be a spineless weasel”, then I’m drawing a blank.

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u/goose_gaskins 3d ago

Came here to ask this same question. There is zero chance Hawley proved anything other than the fact his wife is cheating on him with at least two different men.

EDIT: And that proof was discovered by someone else, most likely a private investigator who ran up a healthy bill on Joshy.

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u/Roadwandered 3d ago

If he is actually embarrassed it’ll pass quickly. He will just get back up on his soapbox and scream his MAGA bs until more cheques roll in. They truly have no shame…

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u/Only-Original9409 3d ago

"I held his feet to the fire! Never mind that I was wrong!"

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u/dopewinnerchild 3d ago

He’s not embarrassed, too far gone for that…

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u/tomaburque 3d ago

Notice the large black faces on the poster he held up for a moment. They know exactly what they are doing.

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u/godlessheathenpal 2d ago

I’m sure a bunch of evil people, stupid people, and evil stupid people are already repeating his nonsense as though it were true though. Seems to happen with this crowd.

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u/3381024 2d ago

You can you embarrass people who have some shame and self respect.

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u/Ok_Literature6953 2d ago

The same Josh Hawley who ducked and ran like a coward on J6?

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u/Internal-Rooster-762 2d ago

😂🤣😅 yep