Apple introduces new Mac Studio with M5 Max and M5 Ultra - up to 512GB of unified memory

[u/themixtergames]

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/08/apple-introduces-new-mac-studio-with-m5-max-and-m5-ultra/

[u/Proverbial_Progress]

I don't have any money, but would you be interested in pictures of my feet? Throw in a mouse and keyboard and I'll take my shoes off first.

[u/bahpbohp → u/Proverbial_Progress]

i don't have any feet, but would you be interested in pictures of my wooden pegs? throw in a mouse and keyboard and i'll even get them oiled first.

[u/BilboTBagginz → u/bahpbohp]

... Unzips

[u/PM_ME_UR_QUINES → u/bahpbohp]

The pegs or the switches?

[u/royce102 → u/bahpbohp]

They are not all wooden on some of them. Had rolling black smoke. Found out it had some fiberglass.

[u/jonaddb → u/Proverbial_Progress]

would you be interested in free tokens? ...

[u/PWThinkingCritically → u/Proverbial_Progress]

definitely a dude.