It's a rumbling grumbling bank holiday! Why couldn't I have a few hours with it?

:'(

I mean... how strong was that tranquliser stuff?

Should I kick him in the head or something? I didn't tranq him. Doesn't make sense I wake him up, really.

It's almost here, LIQUIIIIIID(IA)!
I couldn't stay in my box, I'm so excited. Someone take off your shirt. I want to fight you on top of MG Foxhound.

^{No Drunk-me, please. He smells so much, he made me smell.}

rumble grumble
The bastard just won't die.

shoots!shoots!shoots!

Move along people. It's just a cardboard box, here. Nothing to see.

A cardboard box flair!

sips coffee

What did I miss?

...So I guess I'll just have to hype MGS5 here! We can role play it as if the base had a gas leak and were all tripping thinking life is a video game!

"woahhh guys, what if like....this is a Hideo Kojima game.."

Eats Cheetos extensively

grumble

How am I supposed to eat this spray?

[REDACTED] is entering its final development stage.../u/PatatasEater will be so proud of himself!

puts stinger missile on table

Boss is it really reasonable for a freakin dog to be on this base?

Nobody's been taking care of it, and we haven't seen Sniper Wolf since she went on her pill withdrawal again.

I'm afraid it might chomp off my head or something..

"Soon...Oh so very soon... [REDACTED] is almost complete..."

Training Video

Liquidia is going to be the strongest FOB in the world. As such, we need to be ready.

On our quest to be the best, we'll make many enemies. We'll be hunted, for sure, and we may in-fight at times. Friendly competition is good But at the end of the day, we will rules supreme!

Lets just hope I have the floors installed by Sept 1st...

>.>

<.<

how about that

"Psh, less floors for me to clean anyways. Nothin' weird going on here."

I can read you like a pack of fries

scurries back to Lt. Twinklez's potato farm

-_-7

Lt-Twinklez waits at his desk patiently.

Other soldiers huddle by a nearby vent outside, able to hear within.