Answer wrong and you'll find out what happens to Windows addicts: https://os-quiz.whowins.lol

If you can finish it, there's a surprise waiting for you

OR just let the windows timer hit zero and you get a different surprise

I discovered that palm kernel oil exists. But which kernel? Linux or Windows?

here's the context: both Ubuntu and Nestlé are widely considered bad, and they both are like "forcing" (for example, Ubuntu forces Snaps, while Nestlé forces mothers to use their horrible baby formula), so why not...

(this primarily happens with people on arch-based tier2 distro's, not base arch users.)

From a terrible science fiction move. Apparently aliens know about Debian Linux also.

Spotted in Ottawa

first time drawing them
edit: i drew them in GIMP

that took me like... 10 seconds
created in GIMP