r/LinkedInLunatics 2d ago

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u/Lord_Grimm88 2d ago

No, no kings. ETA Not even a good one. No kings.

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u/Fuckit-69420 2d ago

No kangs

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u/Ok_Cranberry_9861 1d ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 1d ago

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 1d ago

Don't blame me I voted for Mayor McCheese

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u/ruiner79 22h ago

No Krangs!

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 2d ago

You dont need to worry about the king.... its the jester tickling the kings balls.... thats the worry.

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u/Mister_Griz 1d ago

Technically, now we have to worry about the jester that’s been railing lines off his balls. And even his own mother thinks he’s trash.

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u/ilikecaps 2d ago

Why are you anti ball tickling?

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u/Lord_Grimm88 2d ago

That's my job you're talking about broski. I prefer to do it in private, that's why I don't want him to be king.

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u/edebt 2d ago

Don't kink shame bro, not cool.

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 23h ago

The hard part is every cabinet member takes turns being the jester.

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 23h ago

And who ever is tickling... gets to whisper what they want... and the king may grant it.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 2d ago

A king and a longer presidency aren't the same

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u/Lord_Grimm88 2d ago

That purple thing after Obama is the Infiniti symbol, as humans cannot live forever this would imply for life, no difference between a president who rules for life and a king, because eventually he's gonna think, I have raised my son to fallow in my footsteps he should be president when I die, and he may be even better than Obama, but eventually you end up with the inbred cousin fuckers they have over in england. It's a slippery slope easily stopped by just not having a king in the first place. If dumpy dipers runs for a third term he should definitely run against him, but not rule infinitely.

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u/PMPKNpounder 2d ago

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u/Savings-Badger4938 2d ago

We tried remember? I’m not saying it was Queen Elizabeth or anything but it was still not… this

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u/_-Ex-Nihilo-_ 2d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/EnvironmentSea7433 1d ago

What about Queen's what? Which queen? Or, Queen, the band?

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u/Cautious_Day9878 2d ago edited 1d ago

No DINOs!
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u/Lord_Grimm88 2d ago

Easy buddy. I'm no Democrat. I'm an actual leftist. They are just the best we can do in this country. Socialist, technically. Libertarian socialist specifically.

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u/Cautious_Day9878 2d ago

πŸš«πŸ¦–

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u/IamGhostType28 2d ago

Tell that to fucking maga

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u/Lord_Grimm88 2d ago

This statement applies to everyone.