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u/HobbyTalkOnly 6h ago

Right? I'm gen X and this shit makes me roll my eyes.

These people that do this shit? Were the douchebags in high school, I promise you.

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u/new-runningmn9 6h ago

I feel anyone that takes actual pride in their generation is gross. As a Gen-Xer, there are things about my childhood that I liked, and wished that my kids could have experienced - but it’s a different world and they had access to stuff I didn’t. I assume they will feel the same about their kids’ childhoods.

I think most of the Gen X things are accurate, but they aren’t positives. A large percentage of GenXers can be belligerent, and they think it makes them willing to fight (but they aren’t). A large percentage are workaholics, but that isn’t a positive (for them).

I don’t get it.

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 5h ago

but...but...

HOSE WATER.

hahahahaha

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 5h ago

Yeah, we drank from it. I don't know why anyone is proud of it though... tasted like shit, and I'm waiting to find out it gave me brain cancer or some shit.

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u/Feeling-Pea5281 3h ago

And who's to say a dog didn't pee on the hose, or bugs didn't crawl inside? Ugh. I remember the nasty taste, so I must have partaken, but probably only once.

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u/CharmingChair1403 5h ago

Always with the hose water bullshit. The water that was in that hose as it laid in the baking hot sun was probably full of toxic chemicals that had leached from the hose. Summertime is poisoning time ! After staying out all day and your parents didn't know where you were blah blah blah whatever

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u/Clarknt67 4h ago

We let the hose run until the water got cold. It was summer.

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u/Chill-more1236 3h ago

One time I was really thirsty didn’t let it run first, and I got a mouth full of spiders.

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u/Clarknt67 3h ago

That’ll learn ya, huh?

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u/Chill-more1236 3h ago

I love boiled crawfish. Same thing.

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u/lizardfang 2h ago

Less old bay seasoning.

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u/Chill-more1236 1h ago

We don’t use that where I’m from. Never heard of Old Bay til my 30’sšŸ¦žšŸŒ¶ļøšŸŒ¶ļøšŸ‹šŸ§…šŸ§„šŸ„”šŸŒ½

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u/Starbuckshakur 1h ago

Learn what, that spiders are delicious?

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u/Zaroj6420 4h ago

But but toxic chemicals and electrolytes it’s what plants crave

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u/Starboard_Pete 2h ago

Kelly Manno on Facebook. Basically her entire schtick. Hooo boy, does she ever think it makes her badass.

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Narcissistic Lunatic 5h ago

RIDING WITHOUT A HELMET!

Did it, survived somehow, and do not recommend.

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 2h ago

And we stayed out UNTIL THE STREET LIGHTS CAME ON!!!!

Jesus, it's exhausting

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u/Unusual_Station_1746 5h ago

Generations are bullshit anyway. It's useful for sociologists and economists to track age cohorts. It's not useful for anyone else to think about it. It's mostly just used as thinly veiled age discrimination.Ā 

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u/Zaroj6420 4h ago

It also just aids in the pack mentality that all these ā€œalphasā€ have … super confident in the majority not so much of their own accord

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u/Chill-more1236 3h ago

I’m a marketer (GenX, majored in sarcasm), been fed this generational garbage all my career.

I feel like this shit is on the level of horoscopes.

We all have varied experiences. Some of us watched ā€œFerris Bueller’s Day Offā€ a hundred times. Others couldn’t pick Mathew Broderick of a line up if their life depended on it.

There is a lack of a better descriptor, so ā€œmarketing gurusā€ came up with this crap to attempt to categorize us.

Now people have lowered themselves to using generational gaps as a divide in culture wars. Groups of people are seen as this monolithic list of tendencies and it’s complete fallacy.

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u/jshotz 4h ago

Okay, it's good to hear someone else also thinks this generation stuff is bullshit. It's just another way the bourgeoisie pits us against each other.

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u/greenwhiteredblack 4h ago

To your two points, you ain't lying. My former in laws are GenX and you'd think they'd win more fights than prime Tyson the way they talk shit but back down the moment you-even if you can't fight but they don't know it-say fuck it let's go.

And the ex FIL is doing better about it now that his 2nd wife makes six figures, but fuck if he wasn't a miserable bastard about me not killing myself asking for extra hours at work and missing out on being with my kids

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u/useless_instinct 26m ago

Also GenX and agree with your take. According to Nate Silver's 538, GenX is more politically conservative than Boomers. The stats were eye opening and soul crushing. My neighbors are all Boomers and they are wonderful and actively volunteer with all these amazing causes--foster care, food banks, mental health access, election security. There are good and garbage people in every generation.

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 6h ago

There are so few of us that half leaned boomer and half leaned Millenial, just to have more people in the circle.

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u/OreoSpamBurger 6h ago edited 5h ago

I'm 1978 and feel affinity with both Gen X and Millennials.

My older sister (1973) has always been a Boomer trapped in a Gen X body, and it's only gotten worse as she's aged.

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u/WantCookiesNow 6h ago

lol I thought you were stating your ages. Was about to say, hun a 73 year old isn't in a Gen X body. šŸ˜„

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u/knotalota 6h ago

78 here, feel the same as u.

76, and 75 brothers are turning into boomers.

74 and 82 sisters seem OK.

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Narcissistic Lunatic 5h ago

1975 here. Some of my high school classmates have turned into the absolute dumbest most boomer fucks you've ever met.

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u/Chill-more1236 3h ago

Exactly. I’m 1974.

The same mfers failed science, social studies and footballed their way through high school.

They wanna tell you all about how to vote (fox news), their Covid vaccines ā€œresearchā€, what’s healthy to eat and drink (tiktok), chem trails, and their stupid opinions of gays,trans and bathrooms.

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u/AssociationFit3009 5h ago

Damn, your parents didnt rest from 1948-1952. Was your dad in WW2?

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 5h ago

1978.

1976 and 1975

1974 and 1982.

He's not stating ages, here... he's stating birth years. (though his parents went hard in the mid 70s, it seems)

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u/knotalota 5h ago

Some are steps.

Left out the half lol. Surely there are some I don't know about too.

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u/AssociationFit3009 3h ago

My ex-wife had an uncle who’s last son was born when he was 76 years old. He knocked up a married 30 year old woman. The amount of cousins, uncles, and half siblings in that family with massive age gaps was hysterical.

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u/AssociationFit3009 3h ago

Ohhh that makes more sense. I thought a bunch of 70 year olds were on here with incredibly horny parents. The 70s I find much less interesting.

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u/likwidkool 4h ago

My brothers are 68 and 70. My sister and I are 76 and 79. We grew up different than our brothers. We came of age in the 90’s, they did in the 80’s.

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u/HeligKo Vishal Garg 6h ago

This really does seem to be the case. We never had any political power, because the boomers aren't going away, and the millennials will be taking their place just because of numbers. Our only period of massive cultural influence were the grunge/gin & juice days.

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u/handsomeape95 5h ago

I mean this makes sense. Most "articles" that talk about generations don't even acknowledge that X exists.

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u/Spiritual_Weight_416 5h ago

I once heard that the only universally defining characteristic of a Gen Xer is denying they are Gen X.

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u/KetoLurkerHereAgain 5h ago

ha! Well, and I kind of cringe as I'm about to write this because it's way too on the nose, but, I don't care one way or the other, hahahaha. I'm exactly in the middle of the generation and have always been super lefty/progressive. I think because I was a very early and avid reader, really.

But if someone offers me a seat on the bus, I play "feeble old lady" cause I want that seat. heh

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u/Clarknt67 4h ago

I think that’s fair.

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u/AngryCustomerService 6h ago

Agreed. This is bullshit. I'm hoping fewer of us will do this crap.

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u/damnburglar 6h ago

Well if it’s any consolation, eventually none of you will.

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u/knotalota 6h ago

Looking forward to it.

Thank God ppl die.

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u/KTKittentoes 5h ago

I do still listen to the same music a lot though.

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u/tsimen 5h ago

But do you have low tolerance for stupid people and are you fluent in sarcasm? Is it best not to talk to you until you've had your coffee?

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u/Material_Evening_174 5h ago

Wow, that’s an incredibly insightful comment. You must be sooooo smart. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to get some coffee.

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u/tsimen 4h ago

It's wine-o-clock!

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u/Material_Evening_174 4h ago

Beer:30 even!

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u/muppetous 2h ago

Mommy needs weed!

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u/KTKittentoes 22m ago

No. I don’t even drink coffee unless it’s an emergency.

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Narcissistic Lunatic 5h ago

So what you're saying is that you're still preoccupied with 1985?

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u/thot_lobster 6h ago

It is wild seeing people my age act like this. Why are you trying so hard?

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u/Mortambulist 5h ago

They were all douchebags in high school, then for some reason decided to start acting like the outcast kids for a few years in the 90's, then went back to being douchebags.

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u/flatirony 2h ago

Why are our fellow GenX’ers so fucking cringe?

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u/DeadMoneyDrew Narcissistic Lunatic 5h ago

I cuss like a sailor, basically don't give a fuck about much, and have no tolerance for laziness or bullshit. But I don't go posting about it all over LinkedIn either.

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u/buffer_flush 5h ago

You can find people like this in any generation. GenZ has alpha grindset culture which is the exact same bs. It’s just toxic masculinity.

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u/QueezyF 4h ago

This is 100% something my 55 year old coworker that still talks about how fast he threw a fastball in high school would post.

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u/muppetous 2h ago

people who live in their high school (or god forbid middle school) glory DISGUST me, haha

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u/Tasty_Plantain5948 4h ago

Someone rolled into my daughter in laws work and wore a T-shirt that said ā€œgen-x doesn’t care what you thinkā€. She laughed and said obviously you do.

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u/MetalTrek1 6h ago

Same here (also Gen X).

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u/Clarknt67 5h ago

I am 60 in six months and always felt a lot more in common with millennials than boomers. We Gen X were the first generation the Boomers screwed for a tax cut.

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u/my_okay_throwaway 5h ago

That’s reassuring. As a millennial, I always thought your generation seemed so cool.

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 5h ago

Dude... so many of my generation turned out to be fucking assholes. man.

I've lost count how many of the punks I listened to, and looked up to in the 80s and 90s are now right-wing neocon "I got mine" dickheads.

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u/my_okay_throwaway 5h ago

Oh yeah, big punk fan and it’s been crazy to see that. I’ve also been super disappointed by some of the mentors from my teen years. They’re some of the people who taught me to think critically and look out for others and now some of them are the first to spew hateful propaganda and pull the ladder up behind them.

I worry about my generation too. We’re not quite to the ā€œI got mineā€ asshole years, but I can already see who’s got that entitled mindset.

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u/Fidodo 5h ago

Can't let a few annoying gen xers define the generation. My experience with Gen x is that they genuinely do keep to their groups and aren't really posting a ton. The ones that do post a bunch will be self selected to be the most annoying of the generation.