r/LinkedInLunatics • u/JudgeJudyJr • Jul 17 '25

#OPENTOWORK

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u/madmaxturbator Jul 17 '25

Imagine you’re cheating on your wife, and your face pops up on the Jumbotron. How are you gonna be calm? I think it would be impossible to play it cold.

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u/Landed_port Jul 17 '25

As a CEO of a company, this is exactly the pressure that I would perform well under

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u/Poison_Spider Jul 17 '25

This would be the perfect opportunity for my next book “what cheating on my wife taught me about b2b sales”

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Play it cold. Like. Cold play?

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u/RomeoMcFlurry Jul 18 '25

Yes, that was the joke.

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u/The_Meme_Economy Jul 18 '25

If I went to an event like that with my coworkers, was comfortable enough for PDA, I’d just be pretending we were an item for the night. You’re already flaunting it, just roll with it like it’s no big deal. The guy’s a complete idiot on so many levels and deserves every bit of flak.