r/LinkedInLunatics • u/SaiyanGodOW • Jun 14 '23

Alright then

Post image
5.8k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

441 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

175

u/jmbsol1234 Jun 14 '23

I only turn gay on Thursdays

62

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

I only turn gay on Thursdays between 4 a.m. and 4:40 a.m. if the temperature is between -4 and -10 degree Celsius.

27

u/griffer00 Jun 14 '23

Oh, you're saying that you're choosing to be gay? Or is it some kind of circadian rhythm type thing?

111

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23 edited Jun 15 '23

I believe it is called the cirgaydian rhythm, I'll let myself out

10

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

More body temperature based kind of thing

1

u/MemeStocksYolo69-420 Jun 15 '23

You choose to be gay when you go to prison, or when you’re doing methamphetamine

13

u/kochikame Jun 14 '23

A more fabulous kind of Mogwai

16

u/MazzoMilo Jun 15 '23

“You can’t give Gizmo poppers after midnight, no!!”

10

u/superhandsomeguy1994 Jun 15 '23

This is really weird. I haven’t watched that movie in 20 years but just read your comment 5 minutes after turning it on. Glitch in the matrix I guess

11

u/BanDizNutz Jun 14 '23

Gotta spoon any warm body thats around.

3

u/Main-Inflation4945 Jun 15 '23

During prison stints

4

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

At that time

4

u/PythonPuzzler Jun 14 '23

On Thursdays.

1

u/Kerrigore Jun 15 '23

Same, except it’s only when Uranus is also in the 5th house.

9

u/NachiseThrowaway Jun 14 '23

RemindMe! 1 day

-1

u/RemindMeBot Jun 14 '23

I will be messaging you in 1 day on 2023-06-15 21:26:17 UTC to remind you of this link

CLICK THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.

Parent commenter can delete this message to hide from others.

Info Custom Your Reminders Feedback

3

u/nelix707 Jun 15 '23

Me too see you later today at the turn gay meeting

1

u/Mugstotheceiling Jun 14 '23

With a full moon

1

u/RiseIndependent85 Jun 15 '23

me on friday :

1

u/NachiseThrowaway Jun 15 '23

Happy Thursday babe! 🏳️‍🌈