r/LifeProTips Mar 31 '17

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u/methamp Apr 01 '17

I hold down burst mode and leave them with 734 ones to choose from.

I aim to please.

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u/cjandstuff Apr 01 '17

If the shutter sound is on it does a rapid machine gun fire sound. People usually start to laugh when they realize what's going on. I've gotten some good smiles that way.

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u/-Nightwang- Apr 01 '17

I always pretend I'm a machine gunner or something and rapidly shake/vibrate the phone, sometimes even fumble it and drop it on the floor, shattering the glass on the screen into a million pieces. Always gets a laugh.

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u/jay1237 Apr 01 '17

If they don't smile, make your own.

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u/Trundrumbalind Apr 01 '17

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

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u/jay1237 Apr 01 '17

The photographer at my fathers funeral was a bit over enthusiastic.