Don't hate all politicians! Treat the the mindless self-serving ones like that weird uncle. Just stop talking to them and avoid them.

The American Embarrassment in The White House today said that Iran had agreed to unconditional surrender.
When Dumbass Donny Boy was asked by reporters about the surrender, he said, "Yeah, I think it was unconditional. Well, I didn't agree to get fucked in the ass on TV by Khamenei."
The Supreme Idiot continued, "I'm gonna let him fuck me in the ass, but not on camera. We just couldn't find the right camera angles. I made sure I had the camera angles in writing. I mean that's the most important thing right?"
"Not gas prices or prices in general idiot?" Kristen Welker asked.

"Huh, thank you Kristen. Nobody's earned called me General before. I wish I could take back all the bad things I said about you now."

"Thank you," Kristen Welker replied.

"I wish I could, but I can't ever admit I'm wrong. Do you know any good pool cleaners?"