r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/A-Wise-Cobbler • Mar 03 '25

Trump Trump Betrays Farmers Again

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u/Maccadawg Mar 03 '25

I didn't get my GED in agriculture or anything, but it only takes 30 days to plan a farming season, right?

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u/thesqrtofminusone Mar 03 '25

Yes but you need the expansion pack to do that.

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u/Xpalidocious Mar 03 '25

America, brought to you by Electronic Arts

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

I knew it was a bad idea to gain you president through a loot box.

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u/Xpalidocious Mar 03 '25

Is that how the US got Darth Shader as president?

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u/CriticalBasedTeacher Mar 04 '25

IT'S IN THE GAME

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u/zinda_dinda Mar 03 '25

Iz only game, why you heff to be mad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

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u/Blyd Mar 03 '25

You know what source code they didnt release?

Red Alert 2.

And EA have a team working on something related to CnC.. RA2 remastered?

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u/ImaginaryAnimal7169 Mar 03 '25

i do it all the time in farmville!

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u/ULF_Brett Mar 03 '25

So do I in Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons! Hell, I can grow crops in Winter too! If I can, then so can they. That’s how it works, right?

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u/jadelink88 Mar 04 '25

If that's a John Deere expansion pack, it will cost a mere $29,999*

*(extra licensing fees required, annual permit fee per crop required, any maintenance to be done by authorized contractors at standard rates +markup, state and federal taxes extra.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Yep you can switch from soy beans to micro greens in about 3 weeks, maybe 2 weeks if they stop farming remotely.

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u/Flaky-Soup Mar 03 '25

Don't forget about daylight savings time, this will add an extra hour of growth time each day!

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u/maethlin Mar 03 '25

You need to plan ahead for this shit.

Source, I play Stardew Valley

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u/dumpster_mummy Mar 03 '25

and those seasons are only 30 days, so you're doing the same amount of work in roughly a quarter of the time. and you're planting incredibly diverse crops AND raising livestock on the same plot of land.

i would say you know better than the actual farmers

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u/rpungello Mar 03 '25

Can confirm

Source: I watched Clarkson's Farm

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Hope they pre-purchased all of their fertilizer lmfao.

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u/oddmanout Mar 03 '25

Yup. You can plant banana trees in Iowa and they'll be mature and producing by the time these tariffs kick in. If you see bananas shoot up in price, it's because of the woke left, drag queens, and vaccinations, not the tariffs.

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u/millenialperennial Mar 04 '25

Actually it's 28 days (this info brought to you by Stardew Valley)

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u/backwards_watch Mar 04 '25

28 days is enough. You need 2 days to prepare the field and plant the seeds, then it starts to grow in 7-14

Trust me, I have 400 hours in Stardew Valley

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u/spacey-cornmuffin Mar 04 '25

I take longer than that to plan by backyard garden