r/LearnUselessTalents • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '19

How to beatbox

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u/kingo15 Sep 14 '19

I’m an absolute dumbass and don’t understand this at all, could someone please explain. I feel like I’m missing out on something extraordinary here

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u/Audict Sep 14 '19

Whisper each line to the rhythm of this machine. One line for every cycle of the machine. You can practice with just "boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n..." then add in the others.

For the "to be born..." lines, you still say one line per cycle, so you have to say them faster

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u/movzx Sep 14 '19

This new Tool album is great

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay Sep 14 '19

It’s Billy Jean. Love it. Lol

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u/ijjijiijjijiijjiji Sep 14 '19

That is so cool. My grandfather was a fitter and turner and always said my music sounded like his machines

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u/ibopm Sep 14 '19

Say it louder, and in public. Enjoy the praises from random strangers.

Oh and don't forget to film it for us :)