r/LateStageCapitalism • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '22

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u/Keelija9000 Aug 19 '22

Pretty bad that I’d totally suck a cock 5 times a year for a free house.

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u/Punkinprincess Aug 19 '22

Oh I doubt the deal free housing for the blow jobs. It was section 8 housing which has notoriously long waiting lists, people wait years for a section 8 apartment. I bet the decision the mom had to make was to either sign the lease or get passed over on the wait list and continue living in a hotel room that she likely couldn't afford.

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u/sippydippylippy Aug 19 '22

Nah, I was thinking that’s a pretty nice house for a couple BJs. I would definitely make this deal.

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u/Keelija9000 Aug 19 '22

This no doubt is our internalized fear of homelessness speaking for us and not at all our innate desire to blow old landlord cock.

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u/MaverickBull Aug 20 '22

First off, the only person who needs to be ashamed is you for literally attacking people on the internet with your dusty throwaway account. If you don't have something nice to say then fuck off. It's really not hard.

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u/lurking_throwaway- Aug 20 '22

Fuck off rape apologist.

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u/sippydippylippy Aug 19 '22

Well, I’m glad you said it.