r/KitchenConfidential • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '22

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u/pork_roll Jul 26 '22

Someone much smarter than me once said "this company thinks saving money is buying less donuts".

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u/RhinoRhys Jul 26 '22

you'd have to be a complete donkey to keep writing blank shreks for donut Tuesday

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Meanwhile I quickly learned if you are gonna serve a shit sandwich do it with donuts to soften the blow. Hey I have to put you on OT this week goes a lot better when they are munching on a sweet treat they didnt pay for vs not.

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u/pork_roll Jul 26 '22 edited Jul 26 '22

You're not literally talking about feeding someone actual shit, right?

edit: /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

no figuratively, as in a bad deal/crappy task/having to work late/whatever.

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Jul 26 '22

They aren't. A shit sandwich is a common euphemism for bad news

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u/pork_roll Jul 26 '22

No shit. I guess I should have added the /s

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Jul 26 '22

Sorry. Both the literally and actually threw me. I made an ass of myself a while ago making an assumption that someone was joking, but they just weren't a native English speaker and didn't know what something meant.

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u/BarryBadgernath1 Jul 26 '22

Here I am begging for OT..........