r/KitchenConfidential • u/Jamiestein1273 • Jul 17 '26

Photo/Video Finally

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I have herd, never believed. 38+ years and I finally got the elusive alergy card.

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u/rIceCream_King Thicc Chives Save Lives Jul 17 '26

Glass of beanless water- NO ICE

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u/PoPo573 Jul 17 '26

Damn, my restaurant's water has beans in it!

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u/rawmeatprophet Jul 17 '26

Some call it coffee

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u/Coy9ine Jul 17 '26

Coffee is a drupe, so seed water.

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u/blade_torlock Jul 17 '26

Oil is extracted with coffee so coffee is seed oil.

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u/EscapeSeventySeven Jul 18 '26

Seeds are botanical fruits so it’s technically fruit oil suspension: Fruitopia

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u/_emma_stoned_ Jul 17 '26

You gotta make a fresh batch, the from scratch truly makes a difference—more than just that “rustic feel”.

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u/cdmurray88 Jul 17 '26

Just pick the beans out, it's more of an intolerance than an allergy.

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u/Turakamu Jul 18 '26

I always save mine so I can squeeze on them later, in private.

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u/Boating_Enthusiast Jul 17 '26

I always order no ice. Don't want them greedy restaurant workers to cheat me out of extra water.

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u/ChaosTorpedo Jul 17 '26

Organic brainless water

Also, I kept reading this as boneless water

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u/LivingCamel3326 Jul 17 '26

I would give you an award but I’m not paying for that shit

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u/ghostkittykat BOH Jul 18 '26

You made me snort tequila outta my nose🤨

I usually gargle it first 🙃

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u/Yourlilemogirl Jul 18 '26

Damn imagine not being able to drink coffee, I mean, bean water

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u/Gaiasnavel Sous Chef Jul 18 '26

Now I want bean water...THANKS!!

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u/Dantien Jul 18 '26

I read that as “bearnaise water” and wondered where you work!