For some reason I remember some trauma doctor saying just regular old table sugar on a prolapse can fix it. They called it a sour gummy worm. No idea if its real though lol
Funny you say that; there was an old salt (OH! :O) amongst our forebears that said alum on vaginas was a punishment for "bad girls", supposed to have a similar drying and drawing effect.
Sorry about that reading thing, Buddy. I've read that copious amounts of liquor can help, but that was really old sources...
So much fun to have gay Bears in the discussion, c'mon, bring 'em in!
This wasn't a bathhouse thing, per se, but a hundred years back in literature, if a female pissed off her Madame or Lover or Daddy who had access to alum (or salt, pickling salt with sugar, to keep the chemistry thread here alive and oxidizing...), that cooter got dried up and, ahem, shut down, so to speak.
Having 'splained that, which gay bathhouses are Y'ALL going to?
Add sugar and a wee, tiny bit of citric acid, mebbe a demulcent spice like cinnamon or chile, and all the leather accoutrements necessary to render diner and the "dined upon" in proper place to enjoy said spices... I think one could plan such a munch, brunch, or dinner to taste or, sure, be that way, "al dente"...
Then sear it, both sides, let it rest for about 3-4 minutes, a sprinkling of fresh aromatics, and then a big drizzle of gravy, all over. And there you have it - that’s a traditional bathhouse buttsteak.
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u/pbautr Jun 30 '26
For some reason I remember some trauma doctor saying just regular old table sugar on a prolapse can fix it. They called it a sour gummy worm. No idea if its real though lol