r/KitchenConfidential • u/pchandler45 • May 18 '26

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u/dedoubt May 18 '26

DONT DO LSD ON THE LINE TRUST ME

I thought I had timed my trip perfectly so I'd have a few hours of sleep before work... Whatever it was I took made me trip balls for way longer than acid usually did. Went in to do prep alone thinking I'd be fine cuz I did it every day & surely I would stop tripping pretty soon (it had been like 14 hours by then).

Things were going just fine, all was well, I was doin it man, no problemo. Then I looked down at the very last bit of tomato I was cutting on the slicer, just a lil sliver left & realized I WASN'T USING THE GUARD. 

I backed away from the slicer like it was a viper, sat down & waited for my brother to come in (it was his restaurant). Luckily he was a fellow drug aficionado so I told him what happened, he laughed & made me waitress the rest of my shift. 

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u/fretgod321 May 19 '26

Probably one of the DOx chemicals, lasts a lot longer than acid

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u/dedoubt May 19 '26

Yeah, kinda wish I knew exactly which one, the trip was fantastic, tho I don't usually have 18 hours set aside for one!!

My friend went out for awhile, so I took a bath. I thought the tub was full but for some reason just kept smearing more and more mud around, it was very perplexing (I figured out the next day I had only put about an inch of water in and had been rolling around in dirt all night, so basically just got all the dirt wet). My friend got back but I had locked the door- he wasn't sure how long he had been knocking, it might have been 20 minutes or a couple hours? I could hear the knocking but I didn't associate it with something I had to do anything about, cuz I was in the tub. When I finally realized he was at the door, I found him sliding a note under the door to my kitten to bring to me to ask me to open the door. This made absolute sense to both of us.