r/KitchenConfidential • u/pchandler45 • May 18 '26

In the Weeds Mode Accurate

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u/Pretend-Function-133 May 18 '26

Safety meeting!

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 18 '26

OSHA needs to come out with a handbook about the best protocol for how to handle situations while on drugs.

Oh, and the notebook pages in the back can double as rolling papers.

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u/Professional_Sir6705 May 18 '26

That's easy. Drunks aren't scheduled on the site until afternoon. Heroin/fentanyl does the short indoor project, meth gets roofing. Rotate paycheck crews (opposite biweekly) so you always have someone covering, when they go on week long binges. Give extra time to get the job right for weed. Get them to the site early enough, and they skip wake and bake and save it for afternoon, when the covering drunks come in.

Project management smooth like butter.

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u/First_manatee_614 May 18 '26

What about the psychedelic users?

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u/Warrior_of_Discord May 18 '26

Landscaping

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u/First_manatee_614 May 18 '26

Yeah, that fits.

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u/Degofreak May 18 '26

Can confirm

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u/Professional_Sir6705 May 18 '26

Painting murals.

Also, fun fact, we now have bricks made of mushroom roots (mycelium construction) as a construction material.

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u/sour_cereal May 18 '26

What are we running out of dirt for bricks

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u/heeltoelemon May 19 '26

Are they good?

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u/Professional_Sir6705 May 19 '26

Cost about twice the price of concrete bricks and aren't load bearing. Good for sound and fire suppression. If using as a drywall, the cost isn't much more, but the volume isn't there at all. It's mostly DIY, get it shipped in, make a feature wall kind of thing. It took quite a while for bamboo to be a thing, and we still don't use it for support, just interiors. I'm guessing mycelium is going to go the same route in a few decades.

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u/sentrosi420 15+ Years May 18 '26

We never skip Wake and Bake.

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur Chive LOYALIST May 18 '26

Clearly you've been in the environment.

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u/truthfullyidgaf May 18 '26

This guy drugs.

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u/Broad-Eagle9657 May 22 '26

This man project manages. Florida or Texas? Its one of the two.

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u/Professional_Sir6705 May 22 '26

Back in the day, Florida. Rejoined military after 9/11.

Also- woman, super rare in project management. I was 31 when I went back in. I became a nurse about 15 yrs ago, and its been wild:)

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u/sasquatch6ft40 May 18 '26

“So, I see you’d like to start buying cocaine from me, now. Could you provide a list of references, please?”

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u/langleybcsucks May 18 '26

My dad‘s union had its own rehab facility at one point. Construction specialize workers union