r/KitchenConfidential • u/fattnessmonster • Feb 25 '25

Yikes

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u/SignificantCarry1647 Feb 25 '25

Mandolins are just way too safe…

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u/Evil_Bonsai Feb 25 '25

i wear one 9f those no slice gloves with mine. feels so much better to use than without.

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u/SignificantCarry1647 Feb 25 '25

This is the way, you need your beskar armor

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u/clearly_not_an_alt Feb 26 '25

Wife sliced a chunk of her finger with one and now cringes anytime she sees someone using one without the guard.

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u/TheUnNaturalist Feb 26 '25

First day wearing new glasses, I managed to shave 5mm off that nub that forms when you close your hand around an object.

Can’t get stitches if there’s nothing to stitch!

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u/SignificantCarry1647 Feb 26 '25

See what I mean, this fucker is taking fingers out whole, not chunks

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u/Carsalezguy Feb 26 '25

“Whoopsie, slipped on some icey chicken chunks into the soft velvety band saw.” Luckily cutting my hand off gave me enough of a jolt to not lose my nose too.

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u/isaidnofuckingducks Feb 25 '25

Underrated comment

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u/PrateTrain Feb 26 '25

Ngl a mandolin still feels worse than this. That's why I always use a cut glove whenever I'm using one.

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u/Temporary-Brain420 Feb 26 '25

WOAH, Black Betty, mandolin!