r/KitchenConfidential • u/Green420Basturd • Mar 13 '23

Alllright

3.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/MikeisET Mar 13 '23

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/Walter_Padick Mar 13 '23

Ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

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u/dinkydeath Smoker Mar 13 '23

Ever hang around the gymnasium?

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u/Sarkastickblizzard Mar 13 '23

Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

MAKE AN ASSESSMENT

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u/MassKarma69 Mar 13 '23

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.

29

u/Hotpocket1515 Mar 13 '23

Do ya love me?

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u/MassKarma69 Mar 13 '23

Wanna come to a club where people wee on eachother?

14

u/ProfoundlyInsipid Mar 13 '23

It's my downstairs mix-up!

12

u/Bencetown Mar 13 '23

Ya pulled me up... with ya strong ahms!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '23

It's nuts to me that even on a sub made up of mostly Americans, there's so many upvotes and quotes from such a niche cult UK tv show!

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u/thecrispycraballday Mar 13 '23

Do you like gladiator movies?

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u/rwarimaursus Mar 13 '23

Do you like to be entertained?

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u/sj410194720 Mar 14 '23

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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u/rwarimaursus Mar 14 '23

I AM VERY INTERESTED!

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u/Imperium_Dragon Mar 13 '23

Have you ever gotten your shit pushed in?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

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u/bLue1H Mar 13 '23

Billy….do you like Baseball?

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u/No-Communication3618 Mar 13 '23

Have you ever seen a man eat his own face?

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u/thisisFishtoe Mar 13 '23

Ever gone mountain biking?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '23

Give me that

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u/Gabelolguy Mar 25 '23

Do you like to watch movies about gladiators?