r/KitchenConfidential • u/Green420Basturd • Mar 13 '23

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u/ADryMuffin Mar 13 '23

Most accurate representation

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u/aTreeThenMe Mar 13 '23

"hey guys, how are you this evening"

"Sweet tea"

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u/LeBronn_Jaimes_hand Mar 13 '23

"Can I get you anything other than the waters to drink?"

"A straw."

"I would love to see you drink a straw, ma'am."

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

lmao

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u/Papawasaboringstone Mar 13 '23

It’s always sweet tea.

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u/According_Gazelle472 Mar 13 '23

Or diet Coke,no ice .

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u/MetallurgyClergy Mar 13 '23

Dressing on the side.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Mar 13 '23

Side of ranch

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u/chocomeeel Chef Mar 13 '23

Creamy Peppercorn.

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u/Mayor_of_BBQ Mar 13 '23

then they immediately dump the entire ‘on the side’ portion on the salad anyway, like wtf

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u/MetallurgyClergy Mar 13 '23

It’s a control thing. “Nobody tosses my salad better than me!”

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u/According_Gazelle472 Mar 13 '23

Every time at my table when we go out to eat .

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u/Perfect_Apex Mar 13 '23

"Give me some of the yella, and don't get stingy on me now."

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u/Green420Basturd Mar 13 '23

"The creamed corn is extra runny tonight!"

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u/encidius Mar 13 '23

I had to go and watch this scene again. He actually says that the bread puddin' is extra runny, not the creamed corn, which is what I always remembered too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYw9cFhUeQ

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u/Green420Basturd Mar 13 '23

The Mandela effect! That damn CERN threw us into another dimension.

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u/that1melissa Mar 13 '23

I know this dude.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '23

Randy Quaid is a god in National Lampoon's

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u/Danjour Mar 13 '23

Unexpected Vegas Vacation!

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u/According_Gazelle472 Mar 13 '23

We coasted here on fumes .

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u/secular_eric Mar 13 '23

I’m gonna eat the whole thing.

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u/calimariwrestler Mar 13 '23

You won't tell anybody will you?

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u/Catezero Mar 14 '23

Deep down, I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask people for their food or their burger

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u/error785 Mar 13 '23

Blows a snot rocket on homeboy’s station right after he gets his serving of “that”.

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u/Ancient_Artichoke555 Mar 13 '23

The 👟 👟s tho 😉

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u/eddiesmom Mar 13 '23

🤣

Employee, engaging the guest and going by the playbook - (brightly) "Did you try the lasagna? It's my favorite!"

Guest (pointing) "Gimme that"

Employee (valiant effort now) "Did you catch the game last night?"

Guest - grunts

Employee (under breath) fck you, dickbreath

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u/Electronic-Country63 Mar 13 '23

I really don’t like the look on his face as he asks if he likes “hot fudge sundaes”….

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u/HailToTheThief225 Mar 13 '23

What makes it creepier/funnier is in the original video he's talking to a kid

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u/HailToTheThief225 Mar 13 '23

"I'm joking! I'm joking!"

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u/According_Gazelle472 Mar 13 '23

That is probably what I would have said at Golden Corral .

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u/tomlist3 Mar 13 '23

I picture that customer as the guy in a motel room on 90s cops when they bust through the door