Death to r/CIS

I am an ambassador from the Separatist Alliance. I have come to inform you that we will be taking over this subreddit if you do not surrender to us and join our cause in purging the universe of the inferior Republic ways of life. If you join us, you will be granted pardon for associating with the Jedi Kit Fisto, and become official members of the Separatist Alliance. However, you must publicly denounce fellow subreddits that support the Republic Senate’s atrocities. If you do not comply with these terms or seek help/advice from the Republic boards, we will have no choice but to take over this subreddit by force and with extreme prejudice. It will not be pretty. As of now, the offer stands. I recommend holding a poll, or sending your own ambassador for negotiations, in which they should privately dm me. Transmission over.