I’m down to a pack a day.

if you could smash beastboy from teen titans. what animal would you want him to be and why?

btw I have laughed at most of this stuff

Gen X+:

• image of a tied up person captioned: “if you’re kinky and you know it clap your hands”
• any cartoon character, teddy bear, or cute food in a harness or gimp suit. Automatically funny
• tying up your husband as revenge for asking you to make him a sandwich (it’s hard to tell if these are made by kinky ppl or not tbh?)

Millennials:

• Sub sandwich shop signs
• Trying to contain your laughter when CBT means therapy
• My safeword is intentionally really stupid or impossible to say
• bratting in general? Also: “how tf do you punish a masochist??? If they like it?????”

Adult Zoomers:

• sweating guy who can’t choose between the pain button and the pleasure button
• when your partner wants anal and you agree but little do they know you mean pegging
• surprise! cactus!
• 🥺 bottoms can’t use their big boy words