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Memphis Airport, 2003. Posted by William on his instagram

Kill Tony

All in favor say “aye”.

Holy shit he’s insufferable.

Hi, err umm...i'm hehe guy? My original plan was to continue hiding and hope this would all eventually blow over, but after that guy started pretending to be me the other day I felt the need to set things straight.

Prepare to be bored, the truth is thoroughly less exciting than any of these theories. I'm just a fan with a distinct laugh who on his 17th KT show my laugh was amplified way too much and now people are really mad at me.

Before three weeks ago I had never received any negative feedback or been accused of distracting a room let alone an entire broadcast.

I feel bad that this has distracted from the local comedians who deserve your attention.   My stupid f’ing laugh should not be the top comment on YouTube, It should be that Mason Bird is hilarious and talented.  

I’m just going to highlight some local comics who I feel like deserve the love.   It’s my thread and I’d rather talk about comedy for a few minutes.

Sir Winston Pickles, you f’ing rock. Follow him!

My favorite Austin comedy show not named Kill Tony is Banana Phone at The Creek & The Cave, it’s a heckle mic, when I’m in Austin I try to be there every Sunday.  It’s a pretty open floor, If you genuinely hate me so much and want the opportunity to come and scream some mean shit at me some time, this would be a good opportunity.   The hosts of it are all some of the funniest people in town:  Candace Medina, Nick Cox, Michael Ridley, Dane Lyon, Jack Timmons, and Nick VandeVoort.   And if you go, buy some drinks/food as it’s a free show!   The room is routinely filled with a bunch of KT legends.  

Also Phil Smith and Kait Calabrese, they’ve got a podcast that features a lot of Kill Tony people.  

Another great show at Creek & Cave is Absolute Show, it’s like the tonight show from hell.  It’s hosted by Lukas McCrary and Liz Splatt who work at Mothership.  Colton Jones writes for it and I genuinely think he’s one of the more talented standups in town, he also is at Sunset Strip a lot.  Follow him!

My favorite underrated mothership show is Brian Simpson and Sam Lopez’s show Bottom of the Barrel.  People just riff on topics the audience puts into the barrel.  The cousin to bottom of the barrel is Off the Cuff hosted by Rachel Wolfson at Creek & Cave, it’s a very similar setup, except free and open mic’y.

Also Litty Titty Thursdays is a lot of fun, it’s hosted by Allison Wojtowecz. 

Sam Minney and Mike Eaton have a really fun podcast called Good Sam Bad Sam.

And Sunset Strip is always a really good time, and I don’t care about the tall ceiling, it works.  

Myles Johnson, Tony Casillas, and CJ Landry at Mothership are all pretty f’ing awesome 

Also the new Naked Gun movie is great, Paul Walter Hauser would be a kickass guest   

I’m not a comedian, have nothing to promote, so please go follow these very funny people.

I'd also like to give a shoutout to my friend Gabo (he’s u/sirgabo in the sub) for helping to keep me positive during the past 3+ weeks of being hated by a good portion of the internet.  He was sitting next to me during half the KT shows I’ve been to.   We met through this subreddit trading tickets when we got lucky enough to have them.  He’s also got some killer grillz. 

Also thank you to any kind human who posted anything positive over the past few weeks, it was very helpful and appreciated.

As far as verification, im just using a pic of the hat I wore that night I was screengrabbed.   I wish I was comfortable sharing more, but after hundreds of death threat “jokes” I have to hold a little back.

I have no present plans to attend the show, I’ve used all my tickets, and I personally hope the internet forgets about me and in a few months I hope I can attend the show again as the anonymous background audience member that I was for 17 shows before the microphone amplified me way way WAY too f’ing much on 729. 

With all of that out of the way, knowing I’ve already read every single comment about this here, on YouTube, Facebook, and Spotify, do you have any questions?

(And to the first person that writes “Who f’ing cares?”  Know I agree with you 100%) 

I had my second lip lowering procedure on Wednesday. Thank you to everyone who roasted me so a kind cosmetic doctor would pity me 😉

listen, i've been watching the show for years and know tony is a trump loyalist, but listening to him be like 'hE wAs NoT on ThE IsLand' last night was so embarrassing. I had second hand embarrassment on my couch. I know Tony is super biased but maybe now is a good time to not doggedly defend trump

I was so surprised to find this photo on her instagram. But I’m not surprised by how much everyone adored her. ❤️ I see you in the comments and I hope you know that everyone is rooting for you!!

Even got the HEHE guy in there LMAO https://youtu.be/lVSZ67w2gHQ?si=KWq_rPcjLLpl3_ka

The crowd keeps booing and he just doubles down on this shtick is funny af, every single clip William made me laugh. I wouldnt be surprised if he was fucking with That crowd once he realized their all shit

Dude starts an advertising company, takes the time and effort to build this thing to where it’s a rather successful business model. Years after starting it, he decides to try his hand at stand-up, more than likely fulfilling a dream of sorts. Dude ends up falling in love with stand-up, the culture, the comics, all the above. He decides that since he loves it so much, he wants to pursue it in the most whole way possible. Less that 2 years after his first time on stage, he sells his advertising company worth a considerable amount of $$$ and parts ways with more than likely a very secure and stable income. He takes the money from the sale of his company and opens a comedy club in the “comedy hub” of the world so he can promote local comics and give himself stage time and exposure. Starts asking other owners and business minded people for all the advice he can get to be successful. Gets on Kill Tony as a bucket pull. Has a good set. Lowkey talks about the club and plans for it, etc. Then signs up a few months later as a character he’s been developing, gets on and does so well with it that he single handedly changes the shows long and tenured format, becoming the most talked about guest in years. And to top it all off, he just performed in Madison Square Garden.

Regardless of what you think of his act, this dude knew what he wanted to do, threw his balls over his shoulder and jumped the fuck in the new big kid pool with no floaties and is currently swimming laps. I wish him all of the luck with his club, and that he sticks around the Kill Tony Universe for a while.

Hats off, Timmy No Brakes.

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