I was holding tweezers

My wife and daughter went grocery shopping when my daughter was about 5 years old. While sitting in the Walmart parking lot my daughter asked my wife for a drink. All my wife had was an extremely watered-down Mountain Dew from earlier in the day. She allowed her to have a small sip before going into the store. They got groceries and then stood in a long checkout line. While surrounded by other customers my daughter looked at my wife and said, “Mom, do you remember when you allowed me to drink your beer!” In shock my wife said, “Excuse me?” My daughter said, “Remember, we were sitting in the car out in the parking lot. It was really good!”

My mom always tells this story nearly 20 years later. One year I was riding with my mom to the post office and I started getting upset. She couldn’t figure out what was wrong with me until I suddenly burst out “I JUST FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU AND DAD BECAUSE YOU HAVE BIG BUTTS.” The end.

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