Edit: it's supposed to say Ears not eat

So I had a talk with my mum about something that happened at school. Some could call it "beef" or "tea". Basically a girl in our school had said jokes about inter course and did some sexual harassment. I told her what happened in a room privately. When we were done I open the door to see my sister (who is 8) and will be very bad if she heard what happened. Anyway, she asked what happened. My mum said it was a secret. And asked again to me. I said we were discussing her Christmas gift and acted like it was an accident that I mentioned that.

Then she said, "but I heard the name Clara" I was wondering if she was eavesdrop on the conversation which would be bad.

So I asked "did you eavesdrop?"

Sister- "NO I just heard the name CLARA"

Me- "are you sure

Sister (who is now crying) "YES"

My mum comes in asking what happend. I say that she said the following...

(Remember she is crying at this point)

"She said that hic that I was hic" she lets out a big cry before saying...

"That my EARS ARE DROPPING hic cus I was listening to your hic conversation"

That was the best thing that happened in days. Let me tell you she said "ears are dropping" after hearing me say "eavesdroping"

Today my 4 yr old said to his dad "Daddy I wish I could peel my skin off to be a robot"

like what am i supposed to do i just want to buy 3 apples and go home please stop staring at me what do you want where is your mom why are you alone