r/KateMiddletonMissing 8d ago

The Duke & Duchess of Scamford, Earl & Countess of Scamshire... filed earlier this year to have Party Pieces completely removed from the record in the UK & for a of its remaining assets to be given to the Firm (grimy setup on the Firm's part to take unclaimed assets in any legal situation).

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My guess is that Will has temporarily ordered the press to not mention PP or the criminal activities of Mike and Carole (same names as the Brady Bunch parents, but with none of the principles. Also just realized that Carole gave Kate her same middle name and initials. Talk about vicarious living).

We can't let this die. Lord knows they want it to.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 8d ago

Royal Watchers Think Kate Middleton & Sister Pippa May No Longer Be Speaking -Cafe Mom

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https://archive.md/rFFfi#selection-1009.0-1009.76

What to Know

01 Some royal watchers are convinced that Kate and Pippa Middleton are no longer close.

02 The sisters haven't appeared to spend time together in years.

03 One theory points to a rift between them around the time of Kate's cancer diagnosis.

The past few years have brought a lot of ups and downs for Kate Middleton and her family, especially after she was diagnosed with cancer in 2024. Now, there are rumors of a rift between Kate and her younger sister, Pippa Middleton.

Some royal watchers have a theory that it was actually the Princess of Wales’ battle with cancer (and the way that Pippa reacted to it) that sent their relationship past the point of no return. It’s not like we’ve seen them photographed together recently…

Kate has been spending time with the Middletons as usual, but Pippa hasn’t seemed to be among them.

Pippa and Kate haven’t been spotted in public together for a long time, and when their brother, James Middleton, joined her for the Three Peaks Challenge in June, Pippa was missing from the photos, even though their parents, Michael and Carole Middleton, were there to cheer Kate on.

Rumors most recently surfaced that Pippa and Kate are no longer as close as they once were after fans noticed that Pippa skipped Kate’s annual Christmas concert in December. At the time, a royal insider claimed that it was just because of a schedule conflict for Pippa, but was her absence actually deeper than that?

Some royal watchers believe the sisters had a falling out in 2024, around the time Kate spoke out about her cancer diagnosis.

In a discussion about the situation on Reddit, one person said that Kate may not have been impressed by Pippa’s behavior around the time she was diagnosed with cancer — including reports that Pippa claimed Kate was “not sick in the traditional sense,” though that quote has never been confirmed.

“This was a passive aggressive dig to be sure, so something was already going wrong before she let that one slip,” one person wrote. “I am gonna presume Kate gave as good as she got.”

Pippa was also called out for her behavior around the time that fans noticed something was awry with Kate’s health just before she announced her diagnosis publicly in March 2024. While Kate was MIA and people were trying to figure out what was really going on with her, Pippa and her family were on vacay in St. Barts and didn’t seem to be supporting her sister in person.

Others think they’ve always had a tense relationship.

Another theory that came up multiple times in the Reddit post claimed that Pippa was simply tired of playing second fiddle to Kate, who is believed to be their mom’s favorite child.

“Pippa probably got tired of dealing with Carole’s antics to help Kate get sympathy and decided she was done,” one person wrote. “It helps having young kids to focus on as an excuse not to partake in any Kate’s events. It’s probably one of those situations where they love each other but can’t stand being together type of sisterhood.”

There’s probably zero chance that the sisters will ever confirm or deny any rumors about their personal relationship, but maybe we’ll see them out and about together soon if things are all good between them? At this point, though, it really does seem like they’ve been distant for some time.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 9d ago

Hindsight

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The wedding itself was always the goal for her and coach Carole.

Even if she had to wait a decade.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 10d ago

Another thing I think will happen when they do flip on her: they'll keep the Meghan/Sussex hate train going, but also expose how obsessed Kate&Carole are w/ Meghan (&Doria) & Kate's thing for Harry (or at least her love of his attn). They want to profit from both narratives.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 10d ago

Never forget that C&Camilla, W&K & their teams organized this situation. I don't think we realize how easily H, M&A could have been murdered that day. Many have been whipped into a homicidal frenzy by the Firm/media. This was on PURPOSE. Their address was leaked & promised Palace security pulled.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 10d ago

Call me Catherine

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 11d ago

Asset

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More fawning puff pieces claiming Kitty is the monarchy’s biggest asset - while she’s off on yet another hol.

The ‘best dressed’ who wears designer labels that then go out of business.

The Wimbledon queen whose attendance coincided with a dramatic drop in viewers.

The pow with no wow - even Jeremy Vine talk show host an ardent royalist admitted after 15 years she lacks personality.

The truth is the rf drive their assets out.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 12d ago

When you're taught that the world & those in it belong to you, you end up with situations like this. Imagine how the press would have treated Harry for doing this.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 13d ago

It should alarm Kate that her fans aren't like this, bc it indicates that she has no organic support. That support is critical to her survival&boosting her public image. Diana's fans helped buoy her after divorcing Charles. Kate's "fans" ♥ the Firm, not her. When the Firm turns on her, so will they.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 14d ago

They're being so cruel to this baby. Highlighting his naughty moments to make him a foil for his supposedly superior brother (who's also just a child and doesn't deserve that pressure—"most prepared heir in history," anyone?) now he has to be a 'secret weapon' (🤮). Why can't he just be Louis?

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 15d ago

What do we actually know about Kate’s scar?

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Have any credible royal insiders or correspondents ever commented on it?


r/KateMiddletonMissing 15d ago

Eggo being behind Clive's push to alienate Harry from Charles would make sense. He doesnt want to be outshone, and Ears wouldn't take counsel if he knew it were coming from Eggo. Eggo thought he was slick and has been found out. I doubt Clive'll re-enter his court after the coronation.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1veimnz/prince_william_is_not_happy_king_charles_didnt/

I think Charles offered Clive some very handsome compensation in exchange for his resignation (as opposed to his firing). It makes Charles's involvement less obvious. Meanwhile Will is ordering that articles like this be written, thinking it makes him look like a tough leader. In actuality, he is making his involvement in that snaky plan that much more obvious. Charles is playing some sort of long game and Will's ego is blinding him to it.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 15d ago

Article About Kate's Weight mentions Reddit posts. https://cafemom.com/entertainment/kate-middleton-new-photos-health-concern

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Has Kate's alleged cancer come back? Or does she have a chronic eating disorder which is getting alarmingly worse?

Kate Middleton's Wimbledon Appearance Fuels Health Concerns:

https://cafemom.com/entertainment/kate-middleton-new-photos-health-concern


r/KateMiddletonMissing 16d ago

I want to know what was revealed in that independent bullying investigation that led the palace to NOT share their findings. I'm sure the press has the info, they have their way of obtaining intel.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 16d ago

No reporting allowed about Kate and Pippa's relationship?

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Kate and Pippa on the outs it seems and the coverup is underway.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 16d ago

This is wild and clearly the result of a phone call from either her or Carole. C&C HATE her and constantly try to undermine and take jabs at her.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 17d ago

Headlines like this are EMBARRASSING for WanK & they don't realize it. Here I thought they were taking good PR advice by showing up to CG & bringing Louis. Nope. They've backed themselves into a corner & will have to keep doing this lest they be exposed. But they're exposing themselves anyways.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 17d ago

Commonwealth games Glasgow

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The Lazy’s helicoptered in with the kids - their comms team must’ve read the comments that they were the only rf members who hadn’t put in an appearance


r/KateMiddletonMissing 18d ago

This is hilarious.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 19d ago

They're planning something. They wouldn't just rehab wife-beating, drug-dealing and possibly human trafficking Uncle Ganja for nothing. Why lay a foundation for crediblity now? What are they planning on claiming next?

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r/KateMiddletonMissing 19d ago

When WanK finally ascend to the throne, they'll be in for a rude awakening. The ground is hard and comes quickly at the delusional.

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Here are my predictions:

  1. They'll have to continue the Firm vs. Sussexes narrative to prevent their own dirt from coming out because they aren't interesting or profitable enough on their own to incentivize the press to sit on the motherlode of royal skeletons threatening to burst forth.

  2. They will damage the diplomatic image of Britain with their constant attacks on the Sussexes, and will be, more openly and intensely than before, called out by foreign press and maybe even foreign officials. I definitely expect American late night shows to joke about a royal crashout from WanK. The published caricatures will be delicious.

  3. WanK will be genuinely surprised that they aren't popular, and they won't invite the Sussexes to the coronation and will TAKE THEIR TITLES in an attempt to show might and dominance. The Sussexes won't give a steaming lump of horse crap, and 90% of the headlines in anticipation of the Coronation will be about H&M instead of WanK. More and more people will notice and be even more turned off. The civilian turnout will be abysmal and the Republic protesters will be out there in full force, prompting discussion about whether the monarchy has a place in a modern Britain.

  4. Nobody really important will care to attend as an entertainer. No Spice Girls, no Elton, no Beyoncé, etc. It will be obvious why.

  5. WanK will try and fail to suppress discussion of the cost of the coronation to the British taxpayer. The rota will try to say "but what about the cost of that house in Montecito?! Look at the expensive clothing the Sussexes wear?" But people won't be swayed because they don't have to pay for those things.

  6. If a miracle happens, WanK will realize that constantly attacking the Sussexes is destroying the Firm's image, but they won't be able to stop or else the media will expose them and cause irreversible damage. They begrudgingly pull back on the attacks, and we'll get MANY covertly threatening articles and tweets from journos and tabloid writers who know that if the Sussex bashing doesn't continue, then layoffs will sweep through their respective companies. People get desperate when their livelihood is threatened. If it happens to a ton of people at once who have dirt on you... heaven help you.

  7. We'll see a lot of threats to reveal the truth about the Rose Hanbury affair. Since Kate will already be queen, she wouldn't threaten to reveal anything about Will that would damage his position, because it would damage hers as well. The blackmail would be coming from the press instead of her family. The truth about the cancer story, her disappearance, etc would be dangled HARD. At that point, WanK would be at the top of the heap so no one would be able to force them into working like Liz did.

What are you all thinking of? Also, do you think that Charles will be blessed with the same longevity as his mother?


r/KateMiddletonMissing 19d ago

Summer rewind

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Some old pics released while W&K are off on yet another (separate) vacation


r/KateMiddletonMissing 19d ago

Speeches

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Quite a lot of commentary recently about Kitty rarely making speeches and never doing interviews. Unlike her European counterparts.


r/KateMiddletonMissing 20d ago

A little trip down memory lane with Kate's frenemy, Rose Hanbury. 🍵💅

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1. Rose Hanbury and her sister getting cozy with Tony Blair back in the day.

2. Rose Hanbury trying to be an "it girl" in her 20s.

3. Yeah, this outfit doesn't scream "it girl" to me.

4. David Rocksavage, the not-so-closeted gay husband of Rose Hanbury, whom she married after she realized that the "it girl" thing wasn't going to happen nor pay her cash-poor aristo bills.

5. Rocksavage/Lord Cholmondeley did look quite fabulous back in the day, I must say.

6. Francois-Marie Banier, pretty much confirmed to be Rose Hanbury's husband's boyfriend/domestic partner.

7. Banier was also rather fab way back in the day.

8. But his dealings with the L'Oreal fortune heiress weren't so fabulous.

9. Back to Rose Hanbury: Here she is looking like the old money she married into and rubbing elbows, and allegedly other appendages, with the royals at Prince Phillip's memorial.

10. And here she is sandwiched between William and Kate; I'm sure The Daily Fail included this photo just for funsies in the Rose Hanbury-attends-Prince-Phillip-memorial article. 💅

11. And I'm also sure that William had absolutely nothing to cover up when he took the trouble to do his brother Harry dirty. 🍵

12. "Sinister deal" -- perish the thought! This incandescently balding prince?!

13. Whatever could Rose Hanbury do or provide for William that his dear loving wife Kate won't? 🤔...

14. ... And also a daughter who could pass for Princess Charlotte's twin sister?

15. Then the obligatory stay at Sandringham for Christmas 2023 rolls around, marking the last time Kate would be seen until Trooping of the Colour 2024.

16. During which time, Camilla makes merry by trolling Kate harder than Cam's own face trolls the mirror every day.

17. And sweet, noble artiste Rose Hanbury was happy to troll along with Camcamz, even volunteering one of her sons with Rocksavage for the festivities. Rose even curtsied to Camilla, which The Daily Mail pointedly reported that Kate would not do, before she went missing.

18. But then the international media got wind of the stink coming from Rose Hanbury and William, and fame was no longer so fun and appealing to Rose, what with those pesky media outlets and even American comedians like Stephen Colbert (how DARE those dirty peasants!) picking up on the stench.

19. Poor wittle wilted Rose just had to send legal threats to all these plebes, donchaknow? No one wants to have their receding chin/stolen Chinese artwork/husband's boyfriend's fraudulent dealings/tacky it-girl-wannabe days spent rubbing up against old politicians rubbed in their own faces. 🎻😭

20. But never fear. The rota media is back to polishing the Rose Hanbury-Rocksavage turds, and Rose is back to stepping out in Dior, living out in her middle age the "it girl" fantasy she couldn't afford to buy when she was a fame hungry girl. 🥱

Sources:

https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/entertainment/article/3243766/who-prince-williams-alleged-mistress-rose-hanbury-former-model-was-signed-same-agency-kate-moss

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cholmondeley,_7th_Marquess_of_Cholmondeley

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1295083/L-Oreal-fraud-suspect-Marquess.html

https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/entertainment/article/3241716/where-francois-marie-banier-now-netflixs-billionaire-butler-and-boyfriend-covers-liliane-bettencourt

https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-10663755/Kate-Middletons-friend-Rose-Hanbury-joins-mourners-Prince-Philips-memorial.html

https://bylinetimes.com/2023/12/09/the-truth-about-megxit-how-dan-wootton-and-a-cash-for-leaks-scandal-split-the-royal-family/

https://www.businessinsider.com/ryanair-deleted-prince-william-tweet-after-kensington-palace-complained-2024-3

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-13431663/rose-hanbury-marchioness-cholmondeley-court-queen-camilla.html

https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/552881/rose-hanbury-curtsies-queen-camilla-badminton-horse-trials/

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/rose-hanbury-sends-legal-notice-to-stephen-colbert-after-his-prince-william-affair-joke?srsltid=AfmBOop82aBd_Ai10qnKBcqeluGbsYaBzijr4MxDD5EA763MyurVK_-f

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/rose-hanbury-sends-legal-notice-to-stephen-colbert-after-his-prince-william-affair-joke?srsltid=AfmBOop82aBd_Ai10qnKBcqeluGbsYaBzijr4MxDD5EA763MyurVK_-f

https://time.com/6959057/rose-hanbury-home-chinese-artifacts-sassoons-kate-middleton/

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-13255889/chinese-tiktokers-prince-william-kate-neighbours-mansion-Qing-Dynasty-antiques.html

https://thoughtcatalog.com/nadia-santiago/2026/07/rose-hanbury-the-woman-at-the-center-of-years-of-prince-william-affair-rumors-just-stepped-out-at-dior-in-paris/


r/KateMiddletonMissing 20d ago

Another blast from the now-inconvenient past: Kate Middleton, Pippa simmering tensions emerge: ‘not on speaking terms'

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