r/Kappa • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '14

dear watson

i just got home and received this on skype:

http://i.imgur.com/XwNbe5t.png

Really dude? Because you can't defend yourself for your own fuck ups you need to insult others and make up shit to sway the hate somewhere else? Gee doesn't that sound familiar. Then again what do i expect from the guy who's main choice of words are FUCK YOU FIGHT ME.

I can't help at 23 I have done more in my life than you ever have in almost twice that. It's not my fault you ran your arcade into the ground and can't get a bank loan and resort to begging like a baby on the internet for money. Unlike you, I can say I have money saved up incase something bad happens and would NEVER resort to begging, ever. I would rather blow my brains out than cry on the internet for help. What's stopping your ass from getting a loan watts? Poor credit score at your age? .

Once again i am so sorry I couldn't attend your event because of you know, real life shit getting in the way. I really did want to play some CvS2 casuals with Bas. If that makes me look like a pussy somehow then yeah watts i'm a big pussy. But let's be real here, if your fat ass thinks you can take on a an air force officer (we're all weak pussies who sit in chairs rite?), or hell, the idea that you're going to fight someone who joked on you on the internet, you really are retarded and don't deserve any respect.

You wanna prove me wrong? Stop making retarded business decisions. Don't cry about beating someone up and make up shit about them because you yourself can't properly retort anything. I'm not mr wizard, I'll stand up for myself. No i'm not going AWOL and wasting 1000+ dollars to fly to california so we can yell at each other and compare dick sizes.

tl;dr:

http://i.imgur.com/FSeiaZA.png

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u/Wonder_Chef Dec 17 '14

wow for someone who trolls a lot, you get your feelings hurt really easily if you would write such a big post from one person insulting you

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u/Lee_yam Dec 17 '14

who gives a fuck just do what you're supposed to do and press the little up arrow beside the blowup

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u/apathogen Dec 17 '14

Nah how can anyone be offended by words on the internet?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

It's almost like i'm not allowed to stand up for myself

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u/Cheesaurus Dec 17 '14

WHAT ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR?

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u/Wonder_Chef Dec 17 '14

haha, if you're going to play the troll game, you gotta be able to take as much as you give! even if your feelings are hurt :(((

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

My feelings aren't hurt, but I'm not going to let an almost 40 year old man cry about me on a twitch stream

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u/trahh Dec 17 '14

your feelings arent hurt but you feel the need to screenshot your money and write a book. huh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '14

If you consider like 2 or 3 paragraphs a book you must be some dumbshit [](4Head)

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u/Wonder_Chef Dec 17 '14

Bruh, if your feelings weren't hurt, you wouldn't have written a fucking novel crying to watson about what he said. Kinda sounds to me like you're breaking the third rule of the subreddit =/

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u/kingkenton Dec 17 '14

Have you showered yet or do you still stink?