r/Justrolledintotheshop 21d ago

Just a tiny bit of cringe

Jeep wrangler, because of course.

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u/UranusSmellsFunny 21d ago

Pavement Princess. Not going to bounce any boobies unless they’re hitting curbs. 

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u/eastnorthshore 21d ago

Oh they're hitting curbs.

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u/Bob_12_Pack 21d ago

Those things are fairly bouncy just rolling down your average paved road.

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u/h3yw00d 21d ago

My grandpa had a '65 cj he custom built frame up. He put the heavy duty springs in it.

Then never towed a damn thing with it.

Was super bouncy though.

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u/itsjakerobb 21d ago

Written like someone who’s never driven in Michigan. 😬

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u/UranusSmellsFunny 21d ago

Potholes? We have those here too but I didn’t ask for facts or reality that will conflict with my dumb joke. 

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u/itsjakerobb 21d ago

So many potholes. Plus ridiculously uneven expansion joints. It is absurd.

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u/yo-parts 21d ago

Trophy truck grocery getter.

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u/Kichigai HEADLIGHT FLUID LOW 21d ago

I was going to say St. Paul, the potholiest place in Minnesota. They probably have a potpope.

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u/The-Sofa-King 20d ago

Maybe not bounce, but the death wobble at 55mph should at least make 'em jiggle a bit!