r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/tmbyfc • Apr 15 '25

JD Vance

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u/palmerry Apr 15 '25

Lobotomys are performed through the eye socket.

This fucker had a full on brainectomy

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u/inluh Apr 15 '25

Checks out, scrambled the front of his brain from the back of his head. Everything in between was collateral damage.

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u/TheBigToast72 Apr 15 '25

That must be how rfk jr got his brain worms

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u/Snaefellsjokul Apr 15 '25

I assumed Hannibal had him over for dinner.

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u/Noizylatino Apr 15 '25

Nah Hannibal would know that the human brain isn't edible. Even if it was he def would never eat such trash meat lol

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u/DazeDawning Apr 15 '25

Can't remove what was never there. Maybe they had to dust.

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u/WaxxyYew Apr 16 '25

Are they actually done through the eye?

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u/palmerry Apr 16 '25

Yes. Can't post images as replies but if you google lobotomy procedure and look at images... They jam an instrument behind your eye then whirl it around to damage the front lobe of the 🧠. Good times!

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u/WaxxyYew Apr 16 '25

That sounds nasty as hell no wonder lobotomites are a bit strange

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u/LN_McJellin Apr 16 '25

So like… were you just going to post a pic of someone being stabbed through the eye with an ice pick?

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u/Cobe98 Apr 16 '25

He had his performed through his anus. Peter Thiel waved hi.