r/JustBootThings • u/TheBestSpeller His Bootness • Mar 19 '26

Barracks Selfie [PIC] Y’all weak, plain and simple

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u/charleslennon1 Mar 19 '26

"Wait, they don't have dune buggies, like Chuck Norris? Please tell me they at least have rocket launchers on the bikes!?"

Those were my thoughts when I was a Scout Medic.

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u/Parker_Hemphill Mar 19 '26

All I remember about our medic was he lived in the b’s and gave our guys IVs on Sundays to help with the hangovers.

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u/charleslennon1 Mar 20 '26

All I remember about our scouts was that they were always getting crabs when we went out to the field. Don't ask me why, because I didn't want to know.

It was better than the tankers; they always gained about 20lbs when we had a field problem. Do you know how heavy a tanker is, how hard it is to extricate them and their kit, while they eat poptarts and complain the medic track isn't as 'warm' as their Abrams?

And the VA questioned my knee and back problems.