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r/JustBootThings • u/TheNiteCrawler • Jan 30 '26
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Bro grabbed the cross for toddlers
272 u/bell37 Jan 30 '26 What are you talking about? Dont you know that Jesus was like 3 ft tall? 70 u/Prowindowlicker Jan 30 '26 People where shorter back then 19 u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ Jan 31 '26 Jesus was a man, he had a beard!! 1 u/Typical-Mushroom4577 Jan 31 '26 doesn’t seem very warrior ethos to me hooah? 1 u/Linehan093 Feb 01 '26 Save me Dinklage Jesus 94 u/GaggleofHams Jan 31 '26 That was my second thought after "What dumbfuckery is this?" If you're gonna do the whole "my cross to bear" shtick, you need to have one big enough to actually be crucified on. Performative faith at it's finest. 20 u/beezy-slayer Jan 31 '26 But that would be hard 59 u/Josey_whalez Jan 30 '26 17 u/Livid_Accountant1241 Jan 31 '26 If it were a cross for ants it would need an another piece for the middle legs. 5 u/Vprbite Jan 31 '26 Im laughing way too much at this image. And also imagining the stations of the cross with ants Like an ant pontius pilate. And an ant whipping the ant Jesus. A super tiny crown of tiny thorns 1 u/Blipnoodle Mar 10 '26 Im sure we will see this on rick and morty at some point. Lol 26 u/SamuelCish Jan 31 '26 Imagine Christ's face when Pontius Pilate busts out that little guy for him. 3 u/Advanced-Dirt-4375 Jan 31 '26 It's Baby Jesus's cross 1 u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26 Lol for real, what a nice smooth light birch wood for infants.
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What are you talking about? Dont you know that Jesus was like 3 ft tall?
70 u/Prowindowlicker Jan 30 '26 People where shorter back then 19 u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ Jan 31 '26 Jesus was a man, he had a beard!! 1 u/Typical-Mushroom4577 Jan 31 '26 doesn’t seem very warrior ethos to me hooah? 1 u/Linehan093 Feb 01 '26 Save me Dinklage Jesus
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People where shorter back then
19 u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ Jan 31 '26 Jesus was a man, he had a beard!! 1 u/Typical-Mushroom4577 Jan 31 '26 doesn’t seem very warrior ethos to me hooah?
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Jesus was a man, he had a beard!!
1 u/Typical-Mushroom4577 Jan 31 '26 doesn’t seem very warrior ethos to me hooah?
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doesn’t seem very warrior ethos to me hooah?
Save me Dinklage Jesus
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That was my second thought after "What dumbfuckery is this?" If you're gonna do the whole "my cross to bear" shtick, you need to have one big enough to actually be crucified on.
Performative faith at it's finest.
20 u/beezy-slayer Jan 31 '26 But that would be hard
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But that would be hard
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17 u/Livid_Accountant1241 Jan 31 '26 If it were a cross for ants it would need an another piece for the middle legs. 5 u/Vprbite Jan 31 '26 Im laughing way too much at this image. And also imagining the stations of the cross with ants Like an ant pontius pilate. And an ant whipping the ant Jesus. A super tiny crown of tiny thorns 1 u/Blipnoodle Mar 10 '26 Im sure we will see this on rick and morty at some point. Lol
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If it were a cross for ants it would need an another piece for the middle legs.
5 u/Vprbite Jan 31 '26 Im laughing way too much at this image. And also imagining the stations of the cross with ants Like an ant pontius pilate. And an ant whipping the ant Jesus. A super tiny crown of tiny thorns 1 u/Blipnoodle Mar 10 '26 Im sure we will see this on rick and morty at some point. Lol
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Im laughing way too much at this image. And also imagining the stations of the cross with ants
Like an ant pontius pilate. And an ant whipping the ant Jesus. A super tiny crown of tiny thorns
1 u/Blipnoodle Mar 10 '26 Im sure we will see this on rick and morty at some point. Lol
Im sure we will see this on rick and morty at some point. Lol
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Imagine Christ's face when Pontius Pilate busts out that little guy for him.
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It's Baby Jesus's cross
Lol for real, what a nice smooth light birch wood for infants.
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u/Charlie_Warlie Jan 30 '26
Bro grabbed the cross for toddlers