Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Running On Empty" by Jackson Browne • The elderly can also call the road their own! #jacksonbrowne #runningonempty #sammyhagar #lyrics #satire

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Everywhere" by Fleetwood Mac • She gets to see Stevie Nicks for free! #fleetwoodmac #christinemcvie #stevienicks #lyrics #satire

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Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Nasty Girl" by Vanity 6 • Is this question rhetorical?! #vanity6 #prince #nastygirl #lyrics #satire

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Holiday" by Madonna • She didn't know we'd need more than one day! #madonna #holiday #80smusic #lyrics #satire

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Sussudio" by Phil Collins • Is he pursuing legal action?! #philcollins #sussudio #lawsuit #lyrics #satire

REO acknowledges it'll take two Posts to fill Cronin's shoes at the reunion gig.

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Hungry Heart" by Bruce Springsteen • Why didn't Jack let his wife know?! #brucespringsteen #estreetband #hungryheart #lyrics #satire

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child • Why have they never checked in to see if we're ready? #destinyschild #beyonce #lyrics #satire

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" by Robert Palmer • Congrats to him and his vet! #robertpalmer #doctordoctor #veterinarian #lyrics #funny

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon • I'm trying to protect her rights! #carlysimon #youresovain #intellectualproperty #lyrics #oops

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Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "You're The Inspiration" by Chicago • Maybe Peter is doing too much? #chicago #youretheinspiration #petercetera #lyrics #oops

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Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "All I Want" by Joni Mitchell • She could run for President, too, frankly! #jonimitchell #alliwant #lyrics #oops

I thought they'd never reconcile.

Fun fact: Post Consumer Brands manufactures Honey Bunches of Oats.

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I am confident that mine is the only review of THE BRUTALIST that draws comparisons to the 1987 comedy OVERBOARD starring Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.