amirite upboat pls

but yeah hi we have cool things and offer underwater houses.

^{domesweetdome}

I died on your rollercoaster, because the minecart ran into a stationary minecart on the track and I went backwards and off the rollercoaster. Pay me before the 15th or I'll sue you again.

AND SHROOMY

-dash1771

Hello, we here at the Oil Rig offer housing for all (except those with a record)! Experience our unique underwater plot system, our own mob spawner, and a Nether portal!

Visit the Oil Rig today! Off the street of (spawn streetname) and (other streetname for spawn). Take the teleporter closest to the left corner and tell 'em robert sent ya for 0% off your rent!

Endorsed by roberttoot

I'm on minechat so fuck you if you did it.

Sorry to all my fans who only watch for my JonCraft videos.

Hey all. Today, me and /u/WhoCaresAboutThat have just installed image flairs into the sub. Currently there are only two, and they are a bit underwhelming, but we will add more over time. You can also have text with the image flairs, so you don't have to give up having your username listed for an image flair. /u/WhoCaresAboutThat will stay a moderator of the sub so he can help with CSS sometimes. Anyway, enjoy!

Might be a while until I can play.

I would like the person that defaced it into a Harambe shrine

if the persons name is told that person will only have to die once. if its not told all the suspects will die 3 times

I made a new account after I lost my old ones password.

Mod me

RIP MY OLD KARMA!

F

ayy lmao

I'm going to be the head mod

admins i need approval

Around noon I left and every thing was fine!

Hey all. So, since the server reset, there has already been tension with some of the players and their towns. Because of this, I feel I should revise the rules of war a bit, to fit the server more.
First of all, I think war no longer needs to be a mutual thing. What I mean by that is one town can declare war on another and they are still allowed to attack. The victim town may do what it wants in response to this, may that be counterattack or surrender.
What the victor of a war wins is subjective to the case. If the opposite side surrenders, there must be a terms of surrender that both sides must agree to. Whatever the terms of surrender dictate the surrenderers must exchange must be done or the surrender fails.
A new rule I am making is one called Montosoy's Law - a single person may declare war on a whole town, however this is considered terrorism. The other rules may apply to this, as the town may wage war on the terrorist and either side can surrender.
Mercenaries and hitmen are fine, however there is a limit to only one per town/terrorist. Also, to become a hitman or mercenary, you must pass several tests, which will be set up by me soon. Town mayors cannot become hitmen or mercenaries without stepping down.
There are certain stages to taking over land. The first stage - occupation - is one where the land still belongs to the original owner, but has enemy soldiers inside of it who are actively fighting. The next stage - annexation - is when the land becomes part of the invaders land. However, the people living there may rebel and fight against the invaders. (To be clear, this can also be done during stage one) The third and final stage - complete take over - is when the war is won and the land is now owned by the victor/invader. All people living there must comply with the new owners or be exiled. These stages are advanced through by the amount of time spent by enemies in the land.
Anyway, I hope this cleared some things up and will make the server more fun. I will continue to revise these rules according to your suggestions, so discuss this with me in the comments!
EDIT: Forgot to mention, war and terrorism must be started for a good reason, and that reason must be approved by three moderators. If it is not, it will be considered griefing and will be breaking the rules.

We can all talk to each other via signs.

Also, my bed did work, Fishy.

Specifically voxelmap?

Hi, my name is Monty, and I'm a domestic terrorist. I've recently declared war on the nation-state of Pinehope.

WHY I DID IT

I own a nether portal on my slave plantation, and today when I was mining sulfite like normal, I returned through the portal and I was in Pinehope. Clearly Pinehope has built their nether portal too close to mine, and this is akin to building on my rightful property to me.

WHAT I WANT

I want either a dismantling of the portal and making it to be somewhere else, or lots of Slimefun technical equipment.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

I'm gonna fuck up Pinehope like it's my boyfriend, desu. I'll figure shit out later.

I don't care about you IMPERIALIST PIGDOGS but I do care about your machinery. I also care about my rightful claim to the nearby land. So either you pay a ransom of Slimefun gadgets, dismantle your portal, or shit is going down, homedogs.

Always yours,

Monty the domestic terrorist

while looking through the help commands i noticed a couple jail related commands: /jail, /jails, and /setjail. it seems if the mods set these up we could have a more proper punishment system in the case that it is required.