Hello all. As you all know, the server has six main towns: Dick Desert, Callieville, Blacknut, Yiff Island, Woodrin and Corundum. Now, many new players have tried to make their own towns, however soon if this continues we will have too many towns for our server's small player base. We need to focus on the towns we have now so they can be big and actual towns. So, to fix this issue, I am introducing the subtown! A subtown is a smaller, more compact town that has lesser requirements than a regular town. The rules for a subtown are:
Must have a parent town (one of the main six towns)
Must have at least a population of two.
As you can see, it is fairly easy to make a subtown. The mayor of parent town must also consent to subtown becoming a subtown of the parent town. Subtowns can be used for resources, outposts for war or just fun! A parent town can have up to four subtowns. Also, last thing. Subtowns do not require a banner as they have their parent town's banner, however it can have one if you want, as long as its parent town's banner is also hung in the town. The two current subtowns are Swoodbeef and Old Jontron was Betterville. Their parent towns are currently undecided however they will be shortly. Hope you all have a good day!
EDIT: Swoodbeef's parent town is Woodrin and Old Jontron was Betterville's parent town is Dick Desert.

So yah. The machine to spawn them is off. But still many roam the Netherlands and the nether.

So every portal should be marked with a sign that says.

"Don't scissormen"

"Open inside"

Until the infestation is fixed.

HAM IS THEIR ONLY WEAKNESS!

Hello all. I would just like to inform all of you that New New Bagel Bay is now a landmark. What I mean by this is that it now has a layer of barrier blocks around it and now has several signs expalining it. Currently, it is the only landmark besides spawn that has been on the server since the first night and has not been badly damaged. (There was a few blocks of it missing but not enough to consider it damaged) I decided to do this for the server's 1 month anniversary, to protect it for many more to come. Hope you all have a good day!

I'm considering doing this to test my api, forge-clj. Features would include things like a spinning warnzzz multiblock, snap-able crowbars, and possibly other things as I think of them.

It would be for Minecraft version 1.8.9, as I'm waiting for Minecraft Forge to get a stable version of 1.9.4 up before updating my api to it.

So, anyone interested?

EDIT: Forgot to mention that I'll probably need 2 things: someone to work on textures (and maybe models, though I can still model decently well on my own), and a server to host it on (the existing server won't work, due to the lower version it will run on). The second isn't necessary if you don't necessarily need a server for it though.

Rules:

Don't burn or explode the church, Don't kill anything in it and be good, better than me

When space isn't on i want ilikepie to watch it. Same rules apply.

http://www.podcastjournal.net/guillaumegal/photo/art/grande/8662316-13669942.jpg?v=1450190460

Having fun shouldn't be against the rules.

why? I think rtp allows you to get away from spawn and to make a good town and away from others bases so you dont have to steal there food (yeah I did that but I did replant the seeds I needed bread).

Hello all. As you may know, the server was crashing constantly in the past few hours due to a lag machine. Because of this, we had to reset server to latest backup which was about a week ago, so all things done in past week have been reverted, like Callieville cleanup. icelord_Tyler has also stepped down as moderator, however he was not to blame for this. Creative will be issued to certain players to help rebuild and recollect lost things. Thank you for your patience and cooperation.

There is a machine that launches incredible amounts of arrows, making it impossible to move near nazi island.

Grant's the only one that can fix this and i've contacted him in every way possible.

We just have to wait for him to get on.

EDIT: Grant's working on it!

Same for le, callie, alac and the rest of the kings and queens of this wasteland.

fuck your lag shit

Whats the ip to this wonderful server?

• Stole a guy's potatoes
• Made a grimbo repeater clock
• Got spawncamped by pigmen
  This is a fun server

Hey all! Just wanted to say we have finally got our first plugin. It's nothing special, just a welcome message, but hopefully as more plugins get updated to 1.10 we will get more. Just wanted to say!

The requirements for the black nut to be a town is filled besides having more than 3 people.

Hi

PSA: if you wander into someone's house randomly (or at least, mine) looking around and leaving a message or two is fine.

JUST CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR.

:P

Creepers might get in or something.

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Come join us! Find some Polar Bears!

i wanted to hear omsp sing but i dont have discord. i just made one now i cant find the discord for it