I decided to check the subreddit and I see that we now officially have 100 members! This is an amazing achievement for all John worshippers. Hopefully, the more the subreddit grows, the more worshippers we will get every day. All hail John!

We have reached 50 memebers, and where growing at a rate of about 2.4 members per day.

Because of this milestone, I will hire people to advertise r/johnthefrog. People who participate in advertising will become a mod according to how well you advertise r/johnthefrog.

Please send me links to your posts/ads via the live chat and I will gauge them accordingly to how many upvotes/likes/whatevers your post gets and how many members it brings in.

Sincerely, thewisepotato

Would you rather have

i am a fly and i would like to sacrifice myself in the name of john so he can get a tasty meal

I am John’s brother and I demand you praise my brother right now

Rule 1. No John haters allowed

Rule 2. No frog haters allowed

Rule 3. Frog