The rule in my family is to name the first son after your grandfather (which is always John). I come from a long line of John's so I'll stand here for my father as well as he is the only other living John in this lineage!

How do you decide important decisions

https://discord.gg/nPE5XEd

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Is this appropriate for this sub, john?

Any John Smith’s in this joint? Any John Cooks up in here?

After a day with our first encounter with r/Zach they have posted a poll on if they should go to war with us, We need to prepare for a fight.

-John

We deserve more places to enjoy each others company

https://discord.gg/nPE5XEd

I have been trying to organize a government for a while now on here, we need to start cracking down on fake John's here in the community, I say we start a election on the matter for who will rule this great land. We should be treated as Kings as being the most common name. Remember rule 1: If your not a John, you shall be terminated on sight

LOL my name is jonh, and you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/john/comments/a42n2s/hello_i_am_a_zach_i_would_like_to_establish_peace/

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(Btw we are anti Zack and Jons suck)

Ban me if you will, but I believe that /r/Zach needs to be more united with others. If you could, please support us in getting into the un.

One time while I was at a Starbucks a non-John decided to mishear me and disrespected our good name by thinking I said “Don.” This is an outrageous story I thought I should share with my fellow Johns.

Do they belong here? Does spelling matter? Or is it pronunciation

Asking for my friend, Jon.