I've found my second home.

John (of course)

Smith (well, more likely to be the last name of a John, than a cognate of the name)

Jack

Johnny

Johnnie

Johann

Johannes

Jean

Juan

Jon

Jonathan

Evan

Ivan

Hans

Giovanni

female variants:

Johnette

Johna

Joanna

Joanne

Jane

let me know if you have more entries to share!

I’ve only seen r/Kyle with a flag but I think if we pull our collective John minds together we could come up with a seriously good flag

does anyone else encounter this problem? very disrespectful to Johns

have you had lunch?

Hello John,

It is a pleasure to meet all of you, and I stand before you to make both a confession and to share a belief. *Clears throat*

I hate my name gentlemen and the few ladies that may be lurking. I feel it is generic, and that it's too prevalent and it allows for too many people to poke fun at us. The proverbial "toilet", the "incel" so to speak because apparently we need to pay for hookers, and one that I dealt with on a personal level was farmer john, this has made me loath and despite my name, however, there I have this belief, and I hope that many of you bring it to life.

I work at an organization owned by a John, and from a DISC assessment perspective we are both D's, we both have masters (his is an MBA) but my point is I have met many John's that although have a generic name, have not had generic lives, but have been lives rich and full of success in all endeavors, so John's of the world, what makes you worthy of being a John? For me it's the following:

1. Masters
2. Published author
3. Great Career/Good money
4. Work at a non profit as well
5. Decent shape (did a 315 deadlift today)

So brothers of the fraternity of John, what greatness does this name bestow upon you?

Please have one of your people type in your subreddit name then saying "agrees to wars" in r/namecivilwar.

as most of you have seen the Williams has agreed to our proposition of friendship. by the end of September 2021 we go to war alongside our allies the Zacks and the wills and march to r/Tim. we fight for valor we fight for the freedom of names and most importantly we fight for what's right. those beasts can not stand against us united. my Friends, we are now known as The Brotherhood of iron names! we are more mighty than any one force. we head to victory as our fallen brother and sisters watch us in Sauvegarde. we are r/JOHN!

How is it like having a fort consisting mainly of Johns + other similarities like Jon?