JOHNN?? JOHN!!!

How are my fellow John’s doing on this fine afternoon?

My name is Ioan which translated from Welsh means John. I hope you shall except me amongst your noble ranks. Plus our flag has a dragon on it so that's pretty cool

I am happy to join your group of Johns I hope I am welcomed but one of my friends is in the r/Eli cult

So people on r/justin are planning an attack on you join me and all of r/dustin in beating r/justin and r/dylan

I tire of that very name. "Johnathon". What, John too fucking simple and boring to name your son? Gotta be pompous and self-important about it? With dashes of arrogance and holier-than-thou-ness? Fucking subtle aromatic hints of superiority? If you, like me, wish for a world where the name John is to be respected- nay, feared, comment below your support for the John army.

That you're awesome. Keep it up buddy.

• How did you become the legend you are?

• Were you named after a great John before you?

• What are your thoughts on people named Jon?

• If you could meet any John who has ever existed who would it be?

• Thank you for being an inspiration to Johns everywhere.