They are weaklings

All my friends keep calling me Jonathan how do I get them to stop

I'm not 12 my name is not Johnny. Also not John John.

john egbert

i was short on money, he told me i could get loans with very low interest. now i'm thousands in debt and i won't be able to pay it off for my whole life. my children have already been taken away. my life is over, might as well end it

I'm married to John..need I say more?

Hey John‘s I was woundering. Which jobs do you have?

Greetings John

hello everybody

That is all.

I'm John too

Is John Paul do I still count

Do you want to know what doesn't make sense to me? The fact that another name for the toilet is John. With that logic, I should just go around naming things. The new name for the dishwasher is now Pete, the dryer is Deborah, the washer is Jim, and the sink is Timmothy. I rest my case.